Doge Ryan

[Scratchy Every Day @ScratchyFix]

Itchy & Scratchy in: "From Here To Imfirmity" (HOMЯ S12E09)

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 6 Episode 11

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Gm

[Doge Ryan @RDoge1865]

@WalkerTier6766 @MMsince2015 @WomanDefiner Two adopted Haitian kids.

[Doge Ryan @RDoge1865]

@HeadOfTVDept

[Bryce M. Lipscomb @BryceMLipscomb]

I created the 5 day work week.

I created the 8 hr work day.

I created the weekend for time of leisure.

I created the $5 day giving a wage 5X the average pay of any other company.

During the Depression, I raised the $5 day to $7 a day.

I provided Drs & dentists at my plant.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof.

[Smells Like Ottos Jacket- A Simpsons Podcast @SmellsJ]

Batman’s a scientist

Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 5 Episode 2

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Homer, there's a family of possums in here."

"I call the big one Bitey."

[Doge Ryan @RDoge1865]

@deadhouseman @ManDaveJobGood Thanks.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Saw a local thing where they put up photos of veterans and I instantly thought of this

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"Porch pirates could be here," he thought. "I hate porch pirates."

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 8 Episode 8

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Guys, there’s an alternative if the SAVE America Act doesn’t pass.

In 1946, a corrupt Memphis machine had rigged McMinn County elections for a decade.

When WWII vets ran their own candidates and the machine stole it again, the sheriff’s deputies locked the ballot boxes in the jail to “count” them in secret.

So the veterans broke into the National Guard armory, armed up, and laid siege to that jail until they counted every ballot in public and swore their candidates in days later.

Or we could file a complaint or ragepost online or something.