Keith Garris

I'm back. I suppose.

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

Damn you #thomashadenchurch... Damn you and your movie #Max... 😖😭

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

@michaelbuble fucking awesome. Just keep doing what you do. Amazing.....

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

I fucking love Michael Buble

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

Good deed done for the day? Check. Just saved an earthworm crawling across a parking lot. Keep in mind it's December in the north east...

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

Aka Babes in Toyland

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

Wonder why there hasn't been a reboot of March of the Wooden Soldiers... #classic #laurelandhardy

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

Sam Hunt. #thedrakeofcountrymusic #whitepeoplewednesday

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Wegmans. #whitepeoplewednesday

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Send me a PlayStation™Network Friend request!
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@QwertyRDS where do I sign up

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[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

I don't know why I actually gave boxing a chance to be respectable again....

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

Fuck... what's that term we use for taking a shit on someone's chest and hitting it with a tennis racket.. waffle something?

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

@Tully fishin bikinis the beach and or lake in the summertime

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@Tully eaten by a bald eagle and fed to baby bald eagles in their big eagle nest... @EllisMate

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Hey @ellismate. This going to be auctioned off for parts? Maybe twistedmetalfab wants to bid. Haha.… http://t.co/C6ipuICYxW

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Holy fuck Johnny weir... do

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That's a t shirt. I'd rather smell hash than ass @Tully

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

@OpieRadio it's a blizzard. There will be three feet of frozen fucking water outside the door. @notsam

[Keith Garris @RDSkeith]

I'm sooooo glad I got my #wolfknives name over a year ago... lol. #cockapocalypse