Richard Dzien

Attempting true neutral through chaos. Mostly here for the hate. Also crisps.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

Finally made it for the Crisp tasting fun!

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@Ginger_Tucci Is HS2 being diverted to your garden?

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@fesshole If only there was a place where children could go where they teach them things....

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@SeabrookCrisps @homebargains @coopuk "Sharing"... Hmm yes... Share a bag of crisps... What an odd concept.. 😂

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@AndieDelicacy Maybe he looks like the sort of person who likes all of those services... I have never been offered any of these. Maybe I am. Just unlucky?

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

One of the most important products to come out ever. I don't have the beef one yet, but the others are excellent. Any chance you could sell the entire range? If not at least add Worcester Sauce flavour please!

[Seabrook Crisps @SeabrookCrisps]

What if EVERYTHING tasted of Seabrook? Well now it can!

Sprinkle our new seasonings on anything, from chips to burgers to sandwiches and every food in between. Shake ‘em over your cornflakes, we won’t judge! Stocked in @Morrisons and @bmstores.

📷 https://t.co/bOIJVl3JMr

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@rupertxyz @missiecrissie What I thought was hilarious was that the juiced guys gained so much size they must have created more problems with water resistance, even if they did get way stronger..

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@UVivy @vxunderground Now just realised the point of the, I know an old lady who swallowed a fly song...

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@anon_opin You should always challenge anyone claiming to be your bank. They can and should be made to send a push message to your banking app.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@CryptoCyberia Not going to get one until there is a Snark Barker version... 😂

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@fesshole PlusGas is what you really need...

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@SeabrookCrisps @pugsey_Lee_ You should sell a product like that.. Like a bag with them on already.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@Ginger_Tucci That's the exact reason they did that on a train I took. Then at the next big station a special cleaning crew that look like they also deal with the aftermath of of gangster murders shows up.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@CrispsOfBritain More like when they stopped making monster munch with three shapes.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@ipb I will need these all in my life. The metros ad fest not so much, but Firefox and ublock do a decent job.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@fesshole How big was it that you needed a skip?! 🤣

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@SwiftOnSecurity Working on a new album?

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@danwaterfield @nicdoye Yeah... Clearly slacking in the bookshelf assembly..

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@DrAllyLouks She's better at selfies than me...

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@anon_opin Because it has a tune that never gets old no matter how many times you hear it.

[Richard Dzien @rdzien]

@fesshole Doubles the wear time...