Maybe: Matt Ryan

Amateur life liver aspiring to be become professional

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

We went from “America First” to “Eat Ramen noodles” hella fast

[Nick Maggiulli @dollarsanddata]

Even if your rental properties do outperform the market (unlikely), when you include the "return on hassle", it's not even close.

The cost of your time, dealing with tenants, etc., is far higher than a few percentage points a year.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

[Chris @citehchris]

this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

It only be 2 girls in our entire lifetime that make us do this btw everyone else we don’t give af

[Access Bad Bunny @AccessBadBunny]

“DtMF” by Bad Bunny English lyrics. 🥹🫶

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂

[kos @kostancaaa__]

“who’s eating the pets chuckster?”
“the women in san antonio”

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

Vent to God, not to people.

[toxic king @toxicking]

“Very demure”

Bitch shut the fuck up

[Christine Coates @cmc223]

I’m 30 years old & I can’t grasp property taxes. So like even if the house is paid off in full…the government still owns the plot of land that the house is on? LMAO��🥴

[Mabintou @mabintou]

You’re missing out on a lot of good music if you only listen to music made in the language you speak.

[Lelouch 👾 @lelouchdaily]

You must break the pattern today. Or the loop will repeat tomorrow. You must break the pattern today. Or the loop will repeat tomorrow.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

This is the craziest Inside the NBA moment

[Maybe: Matt Ryan @ReaIMattWaller]

2 today 🥲

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i lose interest when i see myself trying harder than you.