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Amateur satirist • Cheese enthusiast • Positively impacting the collective consciousness

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We lost society the day we allowed speed limits.

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@Kalshi Are male chickens included in this increase?

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@TMZ Can't wait until Jack writes a song for Taylor to sing about it

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@all90saltrock It's a perfect song. Sad it was written by a guy kicked out of the band before they got big and he killed himself out of...wait for it...jealousy

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@CallMeK1123 Yes

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@AdamSchefter @CourtneyRCronin Most pro-LGBT pope ever

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@hughlaurie Messi said not in my House

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@frozenaesthetic @aelfred_D Queue up "in Diana" jokes

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@BarstoolBigCat It's Tyler and Durden

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What did the shark want to eat on his birthday?

Some octopi

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@Timberwolves It's gotten worse every time

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You look like you're about to be in between relationships

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@jarvis_best Hey ain't all them what we call canadians

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@Glinner That's just Ed Sheeran without a beard

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@KatAUversion Next video: 2nd base

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@TodayInSportsCo That looks like the San Fransico set of offensive plays from Tecmo Bowl

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@FellerYeller You could have kept your dignity by keeping this a secret

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@frozenaesthetic @SportScran @CoalvilleTownFC A cob

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@ChrissieMayr Donna Frump

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@chicosversion A literal rainbow colored herring

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@LiteralMem3s Dial C for Crow