EV

I work with cheese, drink Bourbon, read obsessively and refuse to acknowledge I'm an adult.

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I am DAMN GOOD at what I do for a living regardless of what certain people that employ me think. #justsaying #cheesemongerlife #fuckyou

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#holyshit; got a wheel of #rawmilk #briedemeaux by accident. #rawmilkcheese #cheesemongerlife #illegalcheese

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I can hear the rain on my roof
#bestsoundever #rainontheroof #rain

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My #bourbon to #CocaCola ratio is heavy on the bourbon
#ihategiftbasketseason #morebourbonisneeded #retailerproblems

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I will not eat an entire #cremont by myself in one sitting. I will not eat an entire #cremont by myself in one sitting...
#cheesemongerlife

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#adultlife means @VermontCreamery #Cremont and @WildTurkey #101 for dinner

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Still getting used to people I don't know knowing my name/face
#almostfamous

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Gack, why do people put raw onions in everything?
#ihaterawonions

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Ok I'll wake up early for cheese school
#counterculturebos

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My roommates is having sex right now and I kinda hate her

[EV @real_EV]

I've a plethora of butter and I couldn't be happier
#cheesebutterlove #butter #betterbutter #buttermakeseverythingbetter #buttah

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I look so weird in lipstick
#juatsayin #lipstick #redheadproblems #makeup #woah

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My roommate had fake maple syrup in the fridge; I'm so ashamed. I've labeled it so there is no confusion #notmine #maplesnob

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Let there be tarts!
#baking #ithinkimgettingthehangofthis #appletarts

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Attempting to make pastry...
#herewegoagain #baking

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The time of year has come where I avoid my email at all costs #buyer #retailproblems #toomany #salespitch #

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I like my new shoes from @vibram, they're super comfy
#vibramfuroshiki #newshoes #contrast #texture #blackandwhite

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I don't think I've ever eaten a red pear #huh #justrealized

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Shut up and listen to me; I'm trying to tell you something you REALLY need to hear. #heyboss #stfu #shutup