Sammuel Peyton-Jones

I put out fires and fuck bitches all over Pontypandy. Hardcore Swansea fan and M-Cat afficionado.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Watching Spain v Italy. I once dated a girl who looked like Riccardo Montolivo. It was so off putting, I only let her suck me off once.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Does anyone know how to turn on the blow function on a Henry Hoover? I think I've made a dreadful error.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Sorry I've been absent. I've just been having one great big wank over an old photo of June Whitfield I found in my locker. Crusty bitch.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Thanks for all the ffs people. Not a cunting one.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Doing a great big piss in Elvis' flask #banter

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@Major1806_fifa thanks cocker.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Station Officer Steele has gone for Carol Vorderman. The old twat. Steele that is. Not Vorderman.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Mollie or Frankie is the age old debate troubling every man. They should have to fight it out in a pool of chocolate custard in bikinis.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Me and Station Officer Steele are compiling our top ten celebrity shags. Both of us have a Saturday. It's almost compulsory.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@matt_lavell will he be able to fix it? No, I rather think he fucking won't. With or without Scoop, Mop and Dizzy.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@matt_lavell don't worry. I've sent Jamie the Arsonist round the little dick's house. And I've taken the station phone off the hook.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@vaginaface_ I was even better after hours. I've steamed through most of Pontypandy's sluts.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@gosuckafuck I've already come three times tonight. Doubt I'll do it again.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Just got up from a nap at the station and Cridlington's done a wank in my sock. Wouldn't mind, but I'm wearing the cunting thing.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Feeling inquisitive? Tweet me your questions now with hashtag #AskSam while I sit down for a mid shift shit.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

Cruising in Jupiter, windows down, sirens off, Vengaboys on full blast like I don't give a fuck.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@nataliefinley_ I can't be too harsh on the lad. I feel bad enough for ploughing his mum every weekend

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@Mcdermott1 @funbags15 fuck sake.

[Adam Radwell @mr_radders]

@Real_Firema_Sam Not tonight.. It was the episode the kite got stuck on the roof... You almost died but saved the day. Bella did look tasty.

[Sammuel Peyton-Jones @Real_Firema_Sam]

@i_am_rads oh the kite incident. I remember that. Quiet day on the fire front. Bella is tasty. Tasty down there. #FishSupper