Henry VIII

King, husband, husband, husband, husband, husband, husband, dad, tyrant. Better King than SAD Donald Trump!

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#King #HenryVIII and #CatherineofAragon are pleased to announce the birth of their daughter, the #Princess Mary. #MaryI

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

ALL THAT WAITING and all #CatherineofAragon manages is a GIRL!

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#BessieBlount gave me a son and #CatherineofAragon still hasn't. SAD! And Catherine more like a 7 these days.

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

And if they don't want to do, that's fine. (2/2) #drowning #waterboarding #torture #HenryVIII

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Drowning suspected witches absolutely works. We have to fight fire with fire. But I will rely on #ThomasMore and my group. (1/2)

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#CardinalWolsey, such a great guy. Decided to give me #HamptonCourt. GREAT #palace. Would only be better if I built it myself. #HenryVIII

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#CardinalWolsey reports he created 2 million #jobs last month. And still managed to build nice palace at #HamptonCourt. GREAT palace.

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Told her to go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, even if they haven't been invented yet. And give me a MALE #HEIR ALREADY. (2/2)

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#CatherineofAragon getting uppity due to victory at #Flodden...wants to wear weird pink hat with ears and says she must #resist. (1/2)

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Victory at #Battle of the Spurs! Yes, #Scots thought they could invade while I was gone, but #CatherineofAragon defeated them at #Flodden!

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Elizabeth Blount, 9, maybe 9.5 And let's face it, Catherine looking more like an 8 these days.

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

War soon. Little insecure in my masculinity due to failure to produce a male heir. Will feel better with some French or Scottish slaughter!

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Told you we'd create #jobs. I'm proud to announce that SIR #ThomasMore is hiring 10 more men to light bonfires to burn witches!!! #MEGA

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Reports #CatherineofAragon had a son that died later totally untrue and result of #FAKENEWS. Bells never rang in #London! Lies! #HenryVIII

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

NOW #CatherineofAragon is truly pregnant with my #heir! Wonderful news for #England! Make England Great Again! #MEGA #HenryVIII

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#FakeNewsMedia reporting #CatherineofAragon had a stillborn child. She was never pregnant! Don't know where LYING #MEDIA comes up with this.

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

Signed #ExecutiveOrder to put #CardinalWolsey on #NSC. Great guy, Wolsey. Wears red a lot. Power color. I put him in charge of #wall & #jobs

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

GREAT news. Your Queen, #CatherineofAragon, is pregnant with my #heir!

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

The guys want to go hunting but I told them we have to work today. Amoung other things got to build the #wall and more #jobs for #peasants.

[Henry VIII @real_HenryVIII]

#Catholic #church, great church. The best. Love the #Pope! #HenryVIII