JJ

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[JJ @real_JJ]

Actually I was there & he loved it. At one point he turned to me with tears in his eyes and whimpered “I feel seen” and I kinda smiled that awkward smile you do when someone is creeping you out but you don’t wanna be mean? Then he linked arms with the dude next to him and giggled

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

[JJ @real_JJ]

Hell yeah brother ✊🏻

[John Cusack @johncusack]

You stupid dumb cunt - U absolute fool - dem socialism is FDR ? the new deal ? - ever heard of it ? u moronic ghoul - you mental oyster - u fucking stooge . We did band together - for the gi bill , the interstate highways . For workers rights , clean water - social security - every right you have -
you dumb fucking gollum .

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[JJ @real_JJ]

No one deserved this loss more than laker fans 🫶🏼

[JJ @real_JJ]

i’m tired of this, grandpa

[Joey Linn @joeylinn_]

The Clippers announce that Kawhi Leonard and Paul George are both OUT tomorrow.

[JJ @real_JJ]

The silliest thing about interviewing with SaaS companies is that all my targeted ads become for their product. I promise I'm not as into A/R automation as you think, Google

[JJ @real_JJ]

And also congratulations to former Former Clipper Great, Eric Gordon, for skirting the entire Lob City era!!! An achievement that shan't be overlooked. Happy to have him back.

[JJ @real_JJ]

This is a lot. This is a lot. This is a lot!!

[JJ @real_JJ]

I dunno if I'll ever emotionally recover from losing Reggie Jackson...now the greatest on my list of Former Clipper Greats

[JJ @real_JJ]

@NotCatPictures The second round picks...! THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES

[JJ @real_JJ]

Me when the waistband of my sweatpants is still a lil wet after the dryer goes off

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Bron was upset after the non-call last night 😅

(via walid/IG) https://t.co/xmvQciireL

[JJ @real_JJ]

I forced a bot to read 10,000 tweets from lakers fans and then write one on its own and this is all it came up with

[LAKESHOW @LA____Lakers]

@real_JJ no worries @Lakers only care about banners you know those things @LAClippers hang selfies over

[JJ @real_JJ]

@LA____Lakers Wow you really got me there!!! You dropped this 👑

[JJ @real_JJ]

Laker Twitter in peak form tonight. Yes, the NBA rigged a January game between the best team in the league and the 13th seed in the west. Absolutely. You are so right.

[JJ @real_JJ]

@PeteCain10 hopefully the nba provides vision insurance because he might need to run to Costco for a quick exam too, but “rigged” is cracking me up

[JJ @real_JJ]

I’ve never seen anything like what’s happening on Monday Night Football right now. Oh my god. I guess no one has. This is so jarring. Can’t imagine they continue this game

[JJ @real_JJ]

Currently on my fourth cup of my mom’s stuff, trying desperately to fend off withdrawals

[JJ @real_JJ]

@TasteofCyn literally crying 😭😭😭

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Andrés Cantor, who moved to the U.S. from Buenos Aires as a teenager, calls Argentina winning the World Cup:

[JJ @real_JJ]

Idk you guys, after this game, I’ll call it whatever they want me to call it #FIFAWorldCup