lindsay knapp

definitely not the life of the party, probably the faint pulse at a potluck

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

hey world. I made a blog. link in bio but also here:

https://t.co/D4BdH0eKOr

enjoy plz n thnx

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

This is how it felt spring of 2020

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

is it going to be 48° and raining for the rest of my life

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@mingsfirstbeer I LOVE telling people I was there for this

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@jozb_ Words don’t describe the pain. My soul will die with la Fonda.

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@jozb_ Omg welcome to the adventure

[Thomas Rhett @ThomasRhett]

It was the 14th of October

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

4 stages of grief

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@jozb_ I’ve been scared of this since I was 9

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@jozb_ Welcome

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@jozb_ I’m ashamed to say I started this

[Katie Ledecky @katieledecky]

🥇decade ago

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

Forgive me Twitter for I have sinned.

I called a meeting that should have been and email.

I am so sorry.

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@jozb_ Makenna and I love the peduncle

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

Long time no tweet but someone please explain the purpose of cucumbers. They are terrible and so are pickles.

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@grahamelanie price-gilbert wrapped

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@GTAthletics thunderstruck #thunderstruck

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@notmichaelaaron But then you don't buy them and you NEED A SNACK and you end up sad either way

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

I’m not saying I’m mad, but I am saying I have been doing Caeleb Dressel’s quarantine ab workout at least three times a week since April 2020 and no Olympic medal in sight. Someone explain.

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

The person at the local pizza place called me Linds on the phone and the guy at the liquor store knows me as the girl who stops every day after her run. Is this what being a local in Philly is like?

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

@grahamelanie @jozb_ @tiffunfiltered Gonna jump in here and say frasier, you did make it through 10 seasons of Cheers (😍) and everyone says Fraiser is even better!

[lindsay knapp @Real_KNAPPster]

Call 877-CASH-MEOW