Mr. Garrison

I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

I like wearing women's panties!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Nice ass! I bet you lay big ol turds!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

We can do this the easy way, or we can do it dog style!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

I wanna live inside your butthole and guess what you have been eating like on BioDome!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Just drank 3 Bud Lights, feeling super gay!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

You better have a cock the size of a Pringles can if you're gonna please me!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

1 or 2 butt douches and I'm ready to go.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

1 + 2 = all three of my holes being stuffed.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

2 White Claws = 7 beers.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Choke me til I fart!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Don't poke the bear while he's shitting in the woods.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Just got done jackin off with chip clips on my nipples!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

I'm gay for Cocoa Puffs!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

@MaddyOreillyxxx I have a billion customers to do!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Oh yeah... a frog peed on my wiener.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Just jerked off to that Epstein documentary.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Pound it till I have to wear diapers!

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

@AndylynnPayne Where can I get that dildo?

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

Almond milk comes from almond titties.

[Mr. Garrison @Real_MrGarrison]

@MayaBijouXXX Said no girl ever.