Pat Cap ™

Just a dad talking from a computer inside his closet

Burner account of a dude who talks on
@NotBuffPodcast

[Pat Cap ™ @Real_Pat_Cap]

Ayye 🔥🔥 I just copped this gem for 10 bucks at Dewey Ave Goodwill. Should I wear it to the home opener?

[Grant♟️ @granawkins]

"I'll pickup the check"

"George you don't have a job, you're living with your parents, what are you talking about?"

"I'm FINANCING it Jerry. I'm FINANCING LUNCH"

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Archaeologists have put together a new composite image of what they believe the last surviving member of the Neanderthal race looked like

[Rochester Americans @AmerksHockey]

This could be you, cheesing with your new jacket 👀

Retweet this post to win this Zubaz jacket, thanks to our friends at @LabattUSA!

[Jim. Yellow Dog Democrat @CommentOnTWLB]

Uh, yup. Kenny nails it.

[Dan @17forpresident]

Lmao Cole Bishop

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Scientists at Stanford University have released news images of what Jesus may have looked like based on electron microscope scans of the Shroud of Turin.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear #MAGA,

Can we hold your cult leader to his own words today?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Wait for it.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Thank you President Trump

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You can love America or you can love the Chiefs

But you cannot love both

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

"His name is Mack Hollins. He's kinda a journeyman but he's having a great year. He doesn't believe in wearing shoes."

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

“Give me that Ladd McConkey fella over Ja’Marr Chase any day”

[nick wright @getnickwright]

My annual reminder that even though last year’s Packers-Cowboys game was fun, the 2-7 matchups are unnecessary & simultaneously deny deserving teams of a bye (BUF & PHI this year) while also making it far too easy to make the playoffs.

The previous format was far, far better.

[𝐁 @_bbrandonn_]

we really have five total stops against the KC offense across three entire playoff games man.

[7️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ TJ @TJDMCR]

Why the Jets and Saints SHOULD NOT hire the Buffalo Bill's Joe Brady.

A thread:

May 11, 2022: Joe Brady was spotted not returning his shopping cart despite it only being 30ft away.

[Pat Cap ™ @Real_Pat_Cap]

@eliztorn @TheExtremeMusi1 Yes

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

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