Rob Rock

Farmer + Inventor @ Pitchfork Farm in BTV

[Rob Rock @real_Rob_Rock]

We’re at that point in the pandemic where I’m like ‘oh snap I forgot my mask!’ but when I reach into my pocket there’s four of them

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#winning

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‘Waterworld’ was the only pre-woke movie that was actually woke

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It’s been a real April kinda April

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Dubin would love it if somebody called him ‘honey buns’

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I want to start a hipster trivia night where all the answers are subjective.

For example:
‘Name 5 bands from the 2000s that didn’t suck’

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Been a long winter
Snowdrops on the Potomac
Spring is almost here

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@JayMcInerney

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The irony of the #FyreFestival is that the people who went there hoped to be part of a special, culturally relevant event, and they were

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@real_Rob_Rock did you know that a bajillion x gajillion = kazillion ??

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Guadalajara is the Boston of Mexico

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@TiffanyATrump celebrating Chinese New Year @Stonecutter_VT. Cool spot! Craft gin, secret spot vibe, and a certain je ne sais quoi...

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@TiffanyATrump come intern on our organic farm in 2019! It’ll be fun, hang in VT! Good vibes, lake scene, craft beer, sunsets, fun crew

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@TiffanyATrump are you gluten free? Just had a delicious wild fermented cider @Shacksbury cider, named after a 🐄 called Arlo

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@blackalicious_ Alphabet has stayed the same - why not change the lyrics?

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If you lick an iceberg does it taste salty?

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Wandering downtown
I’m thinking about tacos
There is a new spot

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Americanos are just bullshit. There I said it.

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@TiffanyATrump Hey Tiffany come to VT, check us out @ Pizzeria Ida and drink some natural wine!

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@Alanis do I even exist?

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@Alanis Listened to ‘Jagged Little Pill’ twice in a row with everybody on the organic veggie farm yesterday. Wow! You were 21?!🔥🔥🔥