Ryan Stevenson

Player for Heart of Midlothian when my Mu... I mean wife let's me.

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

@hamster_86 my wife might let me travel, that's mine

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

My wife nodded in agreement so Hearts shall have a written request to leave on their desk on Monday morning.

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

My baby couldn't handle the financial strains on the family and his first words were 'hand in a transfer request'

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

First time on Twitter in a while. Didn't get paid on time so couldn't pay internet. Deeply stressful time for all the family.

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

Sorry I've not been on Twitter lately. Been banned for swearing at the tele during the Scotland game.

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

@MillarDean the wife says I can only score against the Hibs, saving it for 2nd January #FTH

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

Won't be at training tomorrow, grounded. Got caught awake at half 10 reading match magazine by the wife.

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

I'll tweet when she let's me, I'll tweet when she let's me, I'm Ryan Stevenson, I'll tweet when she let's me.

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I wanted salt and vinegar crispys for my supper but she says I cannae have them cos their nippy nippy. #awk

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Yas. The missus says my pal @hamster_86 is allowed to come next week for a sleepover.

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Raging. The wifes no letting me out to play in the sun cos there's nae sun cream.

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@TheReal_Romanov its a working progress, I'll catch up with you tomorrow Vlad got to get my jammies on and go to bed

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@TheReal_Romanov gaffer the missus has finally let me get one of these twitter accounts, how's it gawn my man?

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

@dtempleton89 were you in the same boat as me mate? did your missus make you leave Hearts too?

[Ryan Stevenson @Real_Stevo7]

Fuck. Not allowed to go to the Scotland game next week cos I was meant to be home for 6 for my tea.