President Abe Drinkin

Senior Senator of the Great State of Greenland

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"Grab his dick and twist it" might be one of the best Wrigley fight moments

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@cuttapotato I can smell the dick on his breath just by looking at him

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lol @ itsdeaann gay who would have guessed

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Nancy Guthrie’s body found

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@katyperry @WhiteHouse Shut up and sing

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@harryjsisson You are such a pussy

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@3YearLetterman As well it should it’s the REAL FOOTBALL

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@3YearLetterman The Argentinians are some of the most skilled Yahtzee players the world has ever seen

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The Argentina national anthem is like pop and the USA national anthem is like rock and roll

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The Spain national anthem is a joke compared to the USA national anthem

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Fuck Tony Cruise

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@SpeakerPelosi Don’t you have a husband to drive around

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Hey @RubenGallego bye bye

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@downbadcomment

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@jacksonhinkle Deceased

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I just spoke for 20 minutes with Senator Lindsay Graham we talked about Senator Mitch McConnell, Tupac and Elvis

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@amyklobuchar Thot you was les bean

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@KenMatthews Just got off the phone with him he is wondering if LeBron has signed a contract yet and asked why Iran faired so poorly in the World Cup

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@TroyJackson207 You look like that weirdo Ernest

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I spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning for 17 minutes, we talked about the Jaylen Brown trade, the risk of inserting unwashed fruit into your anus, Mbappe vs Messi for the golden boot, Sydney Sweeney’s breast and lastly he said Graham Platner was gay
He is very much brain alive