Airbnb Host

A real-time, uncensored trip into the minds of a couple 5-star Airbnb Superhosts. The good, the bad, and the WTF!!!

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Bravo to @Airbnb for taking a stand against toxic hate and white supremacist childishness. Ban them all from this wonderful community! Yes!

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Dear Guest. Locked yourself out? Given choice to lightly knock on host's window or PUNCH thru living room window...choose 1st one NEXT TIME.

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

No matter how many times you explain it, some people will just never ever get it. #fml #hostlife #airbnb #guestbook

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Today... 3 guys, one guest room, having a farting competition. Yep. Really. I mean... WTF!!!! #TravelTuesday #hellogoodtimes #airbnb

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Do we make fun of our guests when they aren't around? 🤔😋 Yes. Yes we do.

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

A couple so British, they slammed our morning tea selection. We have 4 choices. I don't even know more than 4 teas! #airbnb #brexitbreakfast

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Love seeing #Germans book our place! Always best guests. Bring gifts every time! Chocolates, beer, books! Yes!! #ichbineinberliner #Airbnb

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Most times, guest room clean up and resets are easy. But some be like... #airbnb #hostlife #thattimeofthemonth #auntflow #oops

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Me whenever a guest leaves the curtain outside of the tub during their shower. #airbnb #flooding #bathroomtrends #hostlife

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Yes our "free parking" actually 100% truly really totally entirely definitely is free. We might be sassy sometimes, but we're honest always.

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

After a long day...came home to find a Chinese family in my kitchen. Made us the best Chinese homecooked feast ever! #hostlife #lovehosting

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Ummmm... did they shower with a cat? #callaplumber #hairbnb #sorrynotsorry #longday #longhair #lasthashtag

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

@Jamiebower @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp As a host, my mind goes to..... Which cocktail pairs best with hold music?

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Well... @Airbnb, of course. ;) https://t.co/g5fzVzmVGg

[Wil Dasovich @Wil_Dasovich]

Will be in hongkong next week with the #vlogsquad. Any recommendations if we should go hotel or @Airbnb?

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Guest be like "Had great 2wk stay. Final night tho. So gonna get wasted, wander into wrong room & fall on top your wife...naked. Cool? Cool"

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Middle of night, stumbled in dark to bathroom to piss, switched light on and...yep...old lady teeth left out on my sink. #airbnb #overbite

[Airbnb Host @realAirbnbHost]

Smell of previous guest's vomit finally clearing in room #2. Today is going to be beautiful day!