Alexander Lukashenko

President of The Republic of Belarus

*no not really, this is satire*

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

A proposal:

Roaming death squads of hyper militarized police in vests that say "BLUE LIFE THAT REALLY FUCKING MATTERS" that shoot those that refuse to put on a mask an ambiguous number of seconds after one warning and a cyber army of trolls to taunt all victims...

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@TampaDynastySZN @Rightanglenews @Delta Also

'I'm an ultra conservative... I'm probably more MAGA than you are'

So basically you're also calling for one of your own to be fired because you're so triggered by makeup XD

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@TampaDynastySZN @Rightanglenews @Delta Because unlike your retarded, degenerate, projecting Dunning Kruger ass, they can actually do it. That's why they're captain and you're a reactionary loser on a pedophile's hellsite and nowhere near anything to do with aviation.

Yay meritocracy!

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@cspan

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@JacquesMaree73 @jrg1990 @jk_rowling >'men can't be trusted around women'

>Jacques is a man who thinks about "men in dresses"

>Jacuques can't be trusted around women.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@blairewhite Why does Blair White not give me $300?

In countries where she gives me $300, they throw pride parades.

In Islamic countries, they throw her off a roof.

Give me $300 or shut the up, loser.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@AltPublishNow @OdeEsme1 @Bubblebathgirl @DineshDSouza Good thing in the real world there's intense training standards to meet keeping you out of the cockpit and in the Twitter comments with your ablest projections.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@jim03605830 @OdeEsme1 @Bubblebathgirl @DineshDSouza IDK, why don't you go and get a job as a pilot?

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Bubblebathgirl Losers like: Hi, I have zero knowledge of aviation but I'm here to give Dunning Kruger lectures to professionals with years of experience that they only got what they got because of DEI.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@theDailyAltern1 Josh Beard hates the truth because it exposes him for who he really is. Weak and broken autistic in denial who caves to peer approval at the expense of his own conscience and morals. His worldview is empty and crumbles under the slightest of scrutiny

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@DavidJHarrisJr "duhhhh 2 people said they like my shirt on a plane, that's like... a majority!"

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Goflockyaselves @kirkpettymusic @Sadie_NC "duhhhh, we're conservative because we got degrees!"

*all studies show that's not true*

"duhhh, fuck them ejamacations I just tried to gloam off for social clout!"

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@NOLAFan292129 @Sadie_NC Ok gender confused.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Sadie_NC "knows their correct gender"

Yeah, so much that you're psychotically threatened by the idea that gender is a social construct.

"common sense"

Vague term that means nothing that you can give yourself license to any violence and see it as justified *Cough* extremism *Cough*

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Sadie_NC I thought people with professional degrees were "brainwashed Marxist elites" and that's why statistically, they vote democratic. Oh wait, you're just saying what you are by saying what you're not.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Here2triggerU @dom_lucre "duhhhh, enjoy your lack of rights, piss poor wages and living conditions and you're still gonna vote for me"

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Here2triggerU @dom_lucre I used to wonder how anyone could put up with the harsh socio-political reality of a place like North Korea, now the post modern internet brings me daily clown shows of people practically begging for it.

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@Here2triggerU @dom_lucre No one likes a kiss ass to the boss, you ever get that memo in life?

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@RickyAl92068732 @meantweeting1 You look a little old to be a "kid"

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@VinceHenzel @meantweeting1 You are SO misguided

[Alexander Lukashenko @realALukashenko]

@tp_toby @meantweeting1 Is this an ad for NAMBLA?