Andy Goram

Former Professional Footballer.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@markbrighty Well played Wrighty, you're playing a blinder outing all these fakes pal. Keep up the good work Ian.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@Tony_Jeffries Stick with it Jaffa lad. You'll be a winner one day. I have faith in ye son.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

New 2 twitter @jakebadger85 Papparazzi guy who caught me in a compromising position with my chameleon.Only just released him from my cellar.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

Has entered @RealAllyMcCoist 's competition to win a season ticket. I must be a serious contender with these busters.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

New to twitter @NPR1983 Me and the other Andy met him in the Priory. Good lad, but not fully forgiven him for nicking my sherbert lemons.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@tony_jeffries Unlucky with your fight the other night son. If it went another round, I think you would have had him.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

Just saw Brian Laudrup in Netto. He didn't look too happy. May be down to me accidently calling him Michael.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

RT @AlanMcInally If you dont get the role, Hope Andy Goram gets it - Cheers fella. I'll pass your comments on to him.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@AlanMcInally heard George Clooney is dead. - Terrible news. Hope I get to play him in a future film of his life.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@pope_benedict Not long left. Coffin dodger.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@CrumpsalLiam Wouldn't give the pope my last polo mint, fella.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@MarkBrighty Not sure i qualify. Will have to find some African heritage. I'll get back to you.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@CrumpsalLiam No problem there Liam wee lad. Not far from Crumpsall myself. When i'm not pretending i'm Scottish.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@AlanMcInally Alright there big fella! Just seen Mark Hateley in the barbers. Silly English bastard needs to accept he has gone bald.

[Andy Goram @RealAndyGoram]

@RealAllyMcCoist Alright there pal. Decided to join up to this thing. I heard there was an imposter pretending to be me. Put that 1 to bed.