Republicans actually believing Trump will deliver $5K dividend checks for voting Republican
(They already forgot about the DOGE and tariff refund checks he promised lmao)
“I’d happily send my sons to fight and die for Poojiv’s right to build this monkey demon statue. All I see towering over me is 90 feet of pure freedom. And if Sanshit and Abhishek want to turn our neighborhoods into Fallujah during Diwali, well that’s their God-given right and it’d be Christ-like to lock in arms with them to celebrate.”