Ben Beaumont

Hollywood Movie Director (unemployed)

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@johngibbonsblog Hey Gibbo, how about a podcast or 2? We're all dying here!

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Played Twister yesterday with the kids. That was a long 5 mins! Like being put in a Guantanamo Bay stress position. #toooldforxmas

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@Metallica When kids hear Metallica for the first time.
https://t.co/baKzSpKipo
#Metallica

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@baisydeaumont
Hey Baisy check out this tweet!

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@Metallica When kids hear Metallica for the first time.
https://t.co/baKzSpKipo

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Don't buy your kids Nerf guns. Rookie mistake.

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Apparently not.

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Surely I must have something better to do with my time?

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Thinking about starting a new career in Valentines cards.
If only I could think of a poem for the inside...

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The only person in Britain happy about today's result.

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Don't know why yous lot are getting so worked up over Trump. It's only a game show.

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Just discovered this new thing called Tweeter. It's awesome! You guys should definitely get on it.