Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande

Professional game-breaker and aspiring game-maker. Writer, storyteller, fan of flight simulators and JRPGs. Opinions are my own.

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@GilbyRanger Instructions unclear. Buy the TV.

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@XBLFlynn Boooooo

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@benshapiro Disagree, "Phantom Menace" had pod-racing and Duel of the Fates. "Last Jedi" is easily the worst.

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@ndhardisty @BlameHush Yes I can lol 😎

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@ATVIAssist @InfinityWard @CallofDuty I'm getting Dev Error 5573 on both Xbox and PC when trying to load into multiplayer or Warzone, and it is blocking me from playing the game at all. Please help!

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@CallofDuty I'm running into Dev Error 5573 any time I try to go to multiplayer or Warzone. Is there a fix or a workaround so I can get back in the game? Thanks!

[Crucible @PlayCrucible]

We've made the hard decision to halt development on Crucible. Click here for more information: https://t.co/eovaB4LITr

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

People who use Jotunn in Destiny 2 may as well just live their lives with signs around their necks that say "I can't win primary gun fights so I need the game to get kills for me."

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@CallofDuty @InfinityWard I'm all for there being a meta, but the AS VAL and the SP-R 208 are too powerful compared to all the other guns currently in the title. It's not fun and it's not a satisfying game loop to be killed by the same two guns all weekend long.

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@RECEPTOR17 @Guerrilla @PlayStationUK Dude, Horizon is SO FUN. Easily one of my favorite games. I've been meaning to go back with a fresh file, play it all again, and then finally do the New Game+

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

After @HomeDepot's treatment of @ndhardisty, I'll never be shopping there again and I'll be telling everyone I know to only shop at their competitors.

@Lowes would you ever steal from a customer and then try to force them to pay for the product again? Asking for a friend.

[BakingFiend❤️💙💛 @ndhardisty]

I ordered a 4-pack of Arm & Hammer air filters from @HomeDepot and the package came damaged, without a packing slip, missing 3 of the air filters, and the 1 remaining air filter is damaged.

[Discord @discord]

maybe you've gotta remote learn this year, which it turns out is kind of hard if you don't have a setup!

so we're giving 1 winner who likes & RTs all this: an NZXT computer + logitech gear + nice ergo chair

legal words: https://t.co/Wxxby43CqU #sweepstakes

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@InwardGoose @Xbox Thank you ❤

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

I had to evacuate my house yesterday because of #oregonwildfires. Today, I've been using @Xbox #consolestreaming to connect to my console at home. If I can keep connecting to it, I'll know I'll be able to go home when this is all over ❤

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@Rennat1992 @Xbox Sorry to hear you're not feeling well but I'm relieved to hear you're prepared to get out if you need to ❤ Stay safe 🙏

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@Rennat1992 @Xbox Thanks, bro. How are you doing in all this?

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@ProAceJoker For real. It feels like professional FPS has been dominated by the same ten people since its inception. For people without connections, money, or an already-large Youtube/social media following, it feels impossible regardless of how good they are.

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

Looking to get into the #Disgaea series. What would be a good place to start and do I need to play all of them to understand what's going on?

[Matthew (Teach) VanDeZande @RealBossTeach]

@PlaZaPlays Sames, bro