Real Canutes 1st XI

Reigning Gainsborough Sunday Premier League Champions

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@paulmettam @Dunders69 it's because you're a big fat ginger cunt

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@paulmettam fuck off you cunt

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@dreamycarter has a massive pipe! #daddywouldyoulikesomesausage

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@CraigLill as long as it's not cricket

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@paulmettam no you're not! You aren't even as good as Fred

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@Carlrocky30 #nibble

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Is this like the time we battered frenny on levs? @Carlrocky30 #BrazilvsGermany

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Well everyone on here are all boring cunts.

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@hutch_leigh #syphilis

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@chelpmettz good story bro 👍 😴😴😴

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@Jayboy86 @kingybey we are defo not that funny looking!! He looks like a Down syndrome joleon lescott!!

[paul mettam @paulmettam]

People asking the question are too many foreigners ruining the EPL?? Aren't they just ruining England in General?? Out the fuckers!! Lol

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@dreamycarter the actual picture of his massive shlong. #CaptainLongShlong

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Holy shit Leo messi!!

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The reaction of every woman when @Jayboy86 gets his pipe out #schlong

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@joerowlands90 because he's black

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@14shep any sauce for this mate?

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It's match day! #ENG take on #ITA tonight. Steven Gerrard and the Three Lions are ready for the #WorldCup

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Hope a lot of lads put off fingering their birds tonight for the start of World Cup or even better do it while watching the opening game!

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Who wants in on the World Cup sweep stakes? £10 in and the winner gets nothing?