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You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, wheelin dealin’, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun

[Orwell’s Burner @OrwellsBurner]

Shitting in the Dallas airport and a old janitor slid a mop under the stall and said “lift ya legs up for me partner”

[Caffy 😺 @caffyhank]

Fuckin crying 😂😂😂

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

that’s not how you spell it……

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

Todd MacCulloch x ScHoolboy Q

[gibby @gibbsgrice]

Not bullshitting

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Amelia Clarke’s eyebrows went to the Colin Farrell Academy of Acting

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

I just remembered the time I went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket, which I said I would, at which point he pulled out a 2-for-1 voucher, so I paid for my ticket and he went in for free.

[Farbod Esnaashari @Farbod_E]

JOHN WALL HAS RETURNED TO DOUGIE

[sports announcers with no context @nocontxtanncr]

two what https://t.co/COSfULvjpN

[C. X. Moltosanti @Corey_doee]

😭😭😭

[Sparky @sparkywtf]

Craziest opening line to any song ever

[🍰The Cake Lady🍰 @GotMiAAngel]

Him laying on the side has me cracking tf up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[RJHERETOSTAY @BAAILEYYCREATES]

Man got Air Lowry’s 😭

[Elisa Stone Leahy MALLORY IN FULL COLOR @ElisaStoneLeahy]

Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.

[rique. @riqruler]

Oh my God LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[𝙼𝚘𝙼Ⓐ𝖕𝖘𝖋𝖎𝖛𝖊™ @interracials3x]

Niggas arrested a ninja turtle