Chris Harvey

Linguist. Writer. Views my own, not my employers. (he/him)

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

“I miss your ma son, I miss her too much. I’m coming to get ya hen!”

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC. Premier League champions.

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

Can’t believe Billy Joel has failed his medical

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm the postponement of this summer’s Billy Joel concert at Anfield, due to a medical condition and to allow him to recover from recent surgery.

That date has been rescheduled, and Billy Joel will now appear at Anfield on June 20, 2026 instead.

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

@elonmusk For an allegedly smart man your inability to interpret data is mad

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

@andyhmurray Chez Janou is a great restaurant, and the chocolate mousse is worth going to Paris for alone

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

Proud that despite our politicians, people are willing to protest in such numbers #CeasefireNOW

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

John Bercow certainly looks different now he isn’t an MP…

[Kop Outs! 🌈⚽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @LFC_LGBT]

No acceptance by Henderson of his role in sportswashing, trying to disguise the disgusting Saudi human rights record. This sounds more like an attempt to rebuild his "brand", sorry isn't good enough @JHenderson, actions speak louder than words.

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

Jordan Henderson had so much of my respect, and he’s turned his back on a community that saw him as a genuine ally. Disgrace.

[Caoimhe O'Neill @CaoimheSport]

I said what I said

https://t.co/dh4P5VhBrk

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

“Apologies for this… train. I have no words.”

The train manager of an overcrowded, delayed and slowed down train to Manchester this evening.

Fuck the Tories, fuck Thatcher, fuck privatised rail networks.

Support the Unions. Support the Strikes. #Aslef #rmt #micklynch

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

Well, it’s happened - we’re living in a world where Guns n’
Roses are more punctual than Elton John
#Glastonbury

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

So Michael Fish edits his own Wikipedia page and really wants to beat John Kettley, I guess?

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

😍 YOUR EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS 😍

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Vladimir Putin's government has launched a major, unprovoked, imperial war.
We stand in solidarity with the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦and reject Putin's mendacious excuses for this act of aggression.

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

@Undercoverkits is nothing but a scam. More than happy to take your money, provide no product and not respond to any enquiries. Avoid like the plague #scam

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

@Undercoverkits I’ve not received an order from the beginning of November and had no response via email - could you please update me re: a refund or order completion?

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

Soaking time
One last call for bed jumpers
So we can stop Jesus’ tears

Soaking time
God don’t want us to bone
And hey bro my eyes are up here

I know who I want to help me bone
I know who I want to help me bone,
Help me boooone

@milesofgray @DailyZeitgeist @jack_obrien

[Chris Harvey @RealChrisHarvey]

To the tune of “Closing Time” by Semisonic

Soaking time
Open your bedroom door
Soakers all over the world

Soaking time
Turn all of the lights off
On soaking boys and soaking girls