The Real Chronicler

Where current affairs come to meet their maker. Writer, journalist, news source. Satire site and sarcastic views.

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Girl dies after sending plea for help over Twitter http://t.co/Gdagr1si63 via @wordpressdotcom

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Man who works for tabloid newspaper is happy http://t.co/A00mKAxwAd #worldnews #Satire #tabloidsillyness #TransferRumours #transfers

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The Ebola Outbreak: What they don't want you to know http://t.co/7CtRazbCFg #EbolaOutbreak #Ebola #EbolaFacts #Satire #News #EbolaVirus

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Sale of placards continues to rise as Twitter and Youtube mandate their use http://t.co/kRs8oRtB4x #youtube #News #WomenAgainstFeminism

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seriously guys, how awful is that starbucks place *everyone makes a wincing sound* there's one right behind me. isn't there.

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david blaine covered in honey while levitating over a pack of angry bears. they begin forming a bear pyramid as the crowd grins in unison.

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"Never run from your problems, son" echoes in my head as I stand defiant, waiting for the lava to roll over my body

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it's recommended that people drive w/ their hands at 10 & 2. it's recommended that octopi drive w/ their hands at 10, 2, 9, 3, 8, 4, 7, & 5

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Sometimes on game shows I think the host and the contestants are the only people there and the host has to lock up the warehouse after

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"Which army was defeated by the English at the battle of Agincourt in 1415?"
"Eh..American"
Yes, of course, it is American #tippingpoint

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Anyone who watches #tippingpoint knows that "2 Chainz get money" feeling when all those counters drop like hoes

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http://t.co/OmglgZ4bcw Local betting expert dies after losing in the Galway Races #GalwayRaces #bettingtips #horseracing #Satire #ladiesday

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Man who went to the pub "for just one" keeps his promise http://t.co/MaazMG3y8B #Ireland #Pub #Satire #News #Clubbing

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http://t.co/jpn6qzeoyl … Marvel at it again with another movie #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #marvel #Avengers #ComicCon #satire #IrishStarWars

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@wordpressdotcom tells us we have seven followers and only eight views. Heavy denial that their stats are in err set to continue #WordPress

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http://t.co/HXEF3Lj5xr Marvel at it again with another movie #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #marvel #Avengers #ComicCon #comedy #news #IrishStarWars

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Former Hogwarts star put in slammer after major cocaine seizure at birthday bash #HappyBirthdayHarryPotter

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Twitter convinces United Nations to take action in Gaza conflict http://t.co/HIJMJl5BkM #gaza #GazaUnderFire #GazaUnderAttack #Satire #News

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Twitter convinces United Nations to take action in Gaza conflict http://t.co/HIJMJl5BkM #Gaza #Satire #GazaUnderFire #Israel #News

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Pharmacy customers complain about medicine costs http://t.co/mG4NAAGOhx #Pharmacy #Ireland #PharmacyProblems #News #Satire #pharmacist