Claudia Cohen

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

Why is matchmaking expensive? To illustrate, here’s how I’ll lose money on a client’s $49,000 package.

Client is 46, 6’2, exited tech founder. He’s looking for a woman 27-33, very specific criteria around match personality, appearance, and profession.

Without diving into specifics, she:
• Isn’t easily searchable online...
• Isn’t likely to reply when we find her…
• Isn’t likely to be single…
• Often has a deal-breaker trait we can’t screen for without a phone call…
• Isn’t necessarily interested in my client…

I was expecting this to be a difficult search, so I quoted $49,000.

I wasn’t expecting ~100 hours of labor to find each match, not including communication with the client!

To date I’ve spent $45,000 on salaries for the women staffed on his search, plus $2,750 on styling and photos, and we still owe the client 2 matches...

Before considering overhead (let alone opportunity cost) this will be a huge L financially.

Things balance out though. Most engagements are profitable. Some engagements are quite profitable.

For example, a new client in NYC paid $30,000 and paused after his first match, because he’s 99% sure we found his wife.

That's still a new relationship, and engagements last 9 months (6 months of active matching + up to 3 months of pause), so we could be on the hook for more work in coming months.

But you get the point 🙏

[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

@FINALLEVEL @iamtaheim1st @mobbdeephavoc @tobiastruv Taheim was a really great man. Great sense of humor too. Thankful I had the opportunity to work with him! RIP!

[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

@USALacrosseMag @NDlacrosse Go Brother Go!

[USA Lacrosse Magazine @USALMag]

ARDEN COHEN ON BERNHARDT. 😳

@NDlacrosse with the final possession of regulation.

40.5 seconds left. A spot in the final four on the line.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐓𝐢𝐩 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲

Type "gif" before "youtube" in the URL of any YouTube video to turn it into a gif

RT to tell a friend

[Aleve @aleve]

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[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

@iamcardib Aleve!!

[Notre Dame Lacrosse @NDlacrosse]

Congrats to Arden Cohen on being named a Preseason @USLacrosseMag 𝘼𝙡𝙡-𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣!

Can't wait to see Arden and the boys get after it this season.

#GoIrish

[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

Send a free SNICKERS® to an essential worker from home as a token of thanks. https://t.co/5wUl1t5n7Z

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tom Brady: Drinks kale smoothies and 25 glasses of water a day in the off-season in hope of just making it to a Super Bowl.

Len Dawson: Drinks a Fresca and heats a lung dart at halftime of the Super Bowl he’s actively fucking participating in.

Advantage: Dawson

[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑐𝑜ℎ𝑒𝑛

[Brit Hume @brithume]

Wow!

[Def Hacks @def_hacks]

We can't wait for the event! 😀 #LFGhacks

[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

@PythonHub March 22nd (4pm)- March 24th (12pm) Lehigh University's LFGhacks 2019 sponsored by Citi Ventures. $12K of prizes. Free transportation, swag, and food: https://t.co/ZFqLxdNxlg

[Claudia Cohen @RealClaudiaC]

March 22nd (4pm)- March 24th (12pm) Lehigh University's LFGhacks 2019 sponsored by Citi Ventures. $12K of prizes. Free transportation, swag, and food: https://t.co/ZFqLxdNxlg #lfghacks