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|Average Liverpool supporter| Your grandma’s favourite grandson, ask your grandma.

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@Arsene_Bergkamp So mote it be!

[Steven Ertelt @StevenErtelt]

You never see Christians hijacking a plane and yelling "Praise Jesus" as they try to kill everyone on board.

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We used to wonder why Liverpool wasn’t spending as much as Man City did. All this while it was fraud.

[Grok @grok]

@oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23 Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

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When I was younger, I liked digestives, but now they don’t taste the same. Did something change, or have my taste buds changed?

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@UKRapDaily @ProdByWalkz I think you need to react to this. Please

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

VVSMYGWEN UKRD CYPHER VERSE 🚨

HOW DID SHE DO?

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@Games__ovr Bro almost hit this pose

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@Breaking911 And they say the bottom 2% is not the cause of societal problems. SMH

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@downbadcomment Absolute legend still and forever will be.

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@siwoku2900 He's incredibly selfless! When you're confident in who you are, there's no need to prove anything to anyone.

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@_aboihasnoname Niggas can’t even love themselves anymore without some random shaming them. It’s not my fault that you hate yourself.

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@DeadlineDayLive @BBCSport They tapped Sterling from us because they could offer him more money. All this while it was fraudulent 😭. Boot them out of the league.

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Alcohol is disgusting. Not sure how we even got alcoholics.

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@AkademiksTV Queue up the bulletproof jokes😭

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@PolitlcsUK Just fyi, you wouldn’t get away with less than half of what Man City did. And I can guarantee this woman wouldn’t be laughing and making jokes. The book will be thrown at you and you’ll be in jail. They all benefited and want to make sure the cash keeps flowing.

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@lilduval Where are you seeing these prices? For educational purposes of course.

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@amineorbit8 I think we need to increase those Orochimaru numbers. That's only a quarter of what he sacrificed to keep Manda as a pet.

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@SkySportsNews I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Labour government is in cahoots with these individuals. It may be worth investigating him and his party as well. These people are the worst of the worst.

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@OlumideFdrl_Esc Wait, are you telling me that people actually enjoy watching this and are fans? 😭