E.B. Johnson

Chatting shite. Follow me on TikTok.

[E.B. Johnson @RealEBJohnson]

I wonder what the white supremacists and Christian nationalists will do when they find out they’re following a belief system designed for them by the Kardashians — who have been funding Zionism, Christian nationalism, and the KKK since the 1940s.

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The fact that she said OUT LOUD in a video that they were approaching 18-19 year old woman is wild. LinzJacks is a predator.

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Did Blake Lively just expose Hollywood? Full audio leak available now on Patreon. Stream the newest episode of for the deep dive.

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This behavior can be a sign of something much deeper and more troubling than just a kid “running wild” with little to no parenting. This show is horrific.

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By popular request: The Marlon Brando Comparison

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Why is there always a satanic panic when we suddenly become aware of major abuse? Read more about the pattern on my Substack. https://t.co/5xhm2lIuhj

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Seeing people finally wake up to the narcissism of Hollywood is bittersweet.

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GLP-1 makers failed to report deaths, strokes, and suicides that occurred in patients taking their medications. Welcome to Phen Phen Part 2.

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Start punching up.

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The delusion is delusioning with this one.

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A personal pattern I just realized. Have any of you seen this pattern too?

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Please, please, please RUN to get this book. It is a very short read, but it will change you.

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Your opinions aren’t facts.

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He’s a draft dodger, not Rambo. Get an actual grip.

[E.B. Johnson @RealEBJohnson]

Yeah. I am. I don’t care about the feelings of awful people. And I never will.

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IG is a wild place, I tell ya.

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When out of nowhere, an earworm appeared…

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Just a 2025 reminder that Gypsy Rose coerced an autistic man into a crime she took part in.

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