Fecchi 💾

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[Fecchi 💾 @RealFecchi]

My chip bags are now black and white. Can it play Bad Apple?

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Sleeper Build

[はじめ駆ける👍@面白ツイート @hajimekakeru]

日焼けやばいかも笑笑

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The setup is coming along nice.
Thrifted a wide screen for only 30USD as well 💪

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@RizzosBT Literally a perfect candidate

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I can see why he wants to get rid of it, that line-up is crazy

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Had so much fun at the Anarchy pop-up. Bringing 2016 vibes to the function

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Check out Our OmiOmi booth in Ikebukuro!

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I'm covering a fashion event tomorrow but I'm still sick. But I'll lock in 💪がんばります

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Onsens are great when you're insecure about your penis 💗 (I've got a small dick)

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"They don't make movies like this anymore"
*Shows someone beat up a woman

What do they mean by this?

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New cat in da house

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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@nyaaaaati Your pheromones turned him off :(( I guess no Mpreg

[Karli MarXCX☭ @dollarnuftynuf]

i’ll see you noobs in the pit.

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６７見つけた

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Back on the bulk

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@klsochan She smells you

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You smell

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They kill people who smuggle meth but can't deal with stalkers until they kill you?

[お侍さん @ZanEngineer]

【悲報】タイから覚醒剤密輸しようとした日本人、死刑