The Real Gays of HK

The funnier (& bitchier) side of Gay Hong Kong. 100% satire feed. We bite indiscriminantly to make folks laugh. Get over yourself if you're offended.

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Facebook birthday reminders serve the purpose of reminding you of which acquaintances its time to finally unfriend

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The lesbians organising HK pride parade have finally picked a colour just about everyone can pull off!

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Just finishing house chores before hitting the clubs tonight.

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Now that’s a flyer!

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Fitfluencers? Aka as the most self obsorbed, narcissistic “look at my gym selfie” people in Hong Kong. https://t.co/LmT4VsA4kH

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

when you is huntin for D at the gay bar but it be like

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My eyes are up here...

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The reason for all the police raids at Bing Bing lately is because they have a dancing “club” licence which restricts them to 90 patrons. They’ve been going over that, hence the raids. Just so you know.

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Tank Top Tuesdays

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Get your junk out. It’s junk boat season!

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Skip a beat and move with my body...

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Wow...who knew Leung “Longhair” Kwok-hung is so jacked?!?!

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

@seukai This month we are digging T:ime Bar, Wally Mat, Wink and FLM. We love all of them tbh but we’re feeling these guys right now. They’re doing the personal service with heart coming from the right place lately. But each to their own!

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Career goals: Grindr profile pic approver guy

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Kinda sad when we witness nice tourists boys lured into the trap of the town bike.

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

We love year of the dog almost as much as we love year of the cock

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

This city really knows how to keep us on our toes

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

It’s chilly outside today. There’s nipples everywhere!

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Come on in, the water’s fine 💦

[The Real Gays of HK @RealGaysofHK]

Remember that Katy Perry song “The One That Got Away”? Find us a man who would ever think this nowadays! Sorry Katy but now there’s unfort always another one a screen flick next. #TheOneThatSwipedAway