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former youtuber

[една българка @transbulgaria]

A true Bulgarian miracle unfolded in Sofia. ❤️

[megasasuke 🎀 @meow2750]

me: *in a teams job interview*

my family in the background:

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

I took a leap of faith and got into reselling.

Withdrew from my 401k and preordered 500 copies of GTA 6.

It’s the most anticipated game of all time, and when they sell out, I’ll be there waiting to corner the market. This will 2-3x by Christmas.

[Kevin @KVJGreene]

Attached are the weapons he used. I apologize I couldn't have done more to have prevented such a senseless tragedy.

[Kevin @KVJGreene]

So if you heard the news... yeah...

[megasasuke 🎀 @meow2750]

and people dont believe me when i say im famous

[Generic Title @realGenericT]

@Chulainn323629 @MurphAKADes In fairness you are literally illiterate

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I wonder why.

[audrey 🔜 right behind you @iTrollWomen]

i just got an instagram ad that was bodycam footage of a cop shooting a cow in the head point blank

[RusticLagers @ArtisanAles1]

I saw a girl doing squats at the gym in front of a tripod so I started filming for my personal use. She stopped mid-set, reported me to the front desk, and now I have a warning — do it again and I’m kicked out.

It’s illegal to be a heterosexual man in America.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I remember in porn magazines I’d buy as a teenager there was what you’d expect but then there’d always be a few extreme close up shots of the girls pussy like something out of a gynecological textbook and even as a kid I was like “who is this for?”

[clayre @BronyJugend]

BREAKING: MR TORTURE ACCIDENTALLY FACEDOXXED HIMSELF (again) 🔥

[MJay 🇪🇸🇧🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦 @SinhaleseSavage]

whoever made the flirting vs harassment meme needs a PhD in psychology

[megasasuke 🎀 @meow2750]

*texting late at night*

me: so are u a virgin

her: i was rap-

me:

[gar @g4rnish]

this bitch dirty af omg 😭😭😭

[mersomas @mersomas]

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw

[Juan M. Urbina @chileanigger]

ummm las españolas tienen los pezones feos

[Mr Submarine 🐳 @MrSubmarineSays]

“Just say you don’t want any immigration”

“I don’t want any immigration”

“Ha. Wow. So just say you don’t want any more non-white people coming to the US”

“I don’t want any more non-white people coming to the US”

“So just say you’re racist, then”

“I’m racist”