Gonorrhea

I'm Gonorrhea. The STD. You should get to know me. Just not intimately. Meet my friends at

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omg. #LadyGaga. What does bad romance look like? Read my profile at https://t.co/5m1ItR8asF. #BirdsBeesSTDs #SB51

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Pro tip: While having sex, wear protection and you’ll have a better chance of never meeting me. #BirdsBeesSTDs #SB51

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#SB51 is a great day to celebrate winners. Be a winner today & check out https://t.co/5m1ItQQz45. #BirdsBeesSTDs

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@CYnFred23 We're everywhere.

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Someone else who doesn't look anything like their picture. https://t.co/5m1ItR8asF #BirdsBeesSTDs

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Where was our nomination? #GoldenGlobes #BestAnimatedFilm https://t.co/r0xEg2bNM9

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Guys, the only red spots on your skin should be lipstick on your cheek.

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Trust me, I’m here for more than just a one-night stand.

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@aaron_mack @IsherSweet My friends the bird and the bee have the song for you --> https://t.co/E3rqmKjDkb #BirdsBeesSTDs #happynewyear

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People say I can be pretty irritating. I love compliments. #BirdsBeesSTDs

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@FreeCandy4_4 @HayekandHockey I'm pretty awesome on twitter. But you might want to avoid me in person. I can make things... uncomfortable.

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As you’d expect I am not monogamous. Don’t judge. #BirdsBeesSTDS

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Wednesday is hump day. Be careful if that means something else to you. #BirdsBeesSTDs

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Do you think the sex talk is funny? #BirdsBeesSTDs https://t.co/5m1ItR8asF

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#ThrowbackThursday to 1879 when I finally got my name. https://t.co/5m1ItR8asF #BirdsBeesSTDs

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Think of my pretty little face when you say, "nah, we don't need protection." #BirdsBeesSTDs

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So if you think you've got it bad, remember: I live on genitalia. https://t.co/5m1ItR8asF #BirdsBeesSTDs