Garrett

radical conservative, God fearing micro-penis rights activist

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@RealMattyNevs barrellman! when i worked there i learned kids are terrified of that dude

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

Who is Whitnall's finest export

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@RealMattyNevs lolz

[Tim W @tim_wronka]

Jim Ross calls Dany's heel turn: #GOT #WWE

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

GRRM: So the Prince Who Was Promised. It's a 5000 year old prophecy that the fate of the world hinges on. Melisandre has devoted her 300 year long life to it. It's-

D&D on the couch w/their feet kicked up eating Chex Mix: ok we hear ya old man. You know what would be cool tho...

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

this new guy on jeopardy makes ken jen look like a scrub just a casual 131k today

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

oregon just better cant be mad they are the 5 wisco is the 12 they win 8 out of ten games

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

marquette is so rattled you just have to laugh

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@RealRyanSheehan @RealMattyNevs Harvick>keslowski>a.dillon

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

how many fouls have been called in this marq game jesus

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

Happy Daytona eve #ripdale

[Benjamin Worgull @TheBadgerNation]

Ethan Happ ends his night by waving goodbye and blowing kisses to the Williams Arena student section.

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

who's more attractive?

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@TWCAlexWilson not quite how oconomowoc is pronounced, but good effort

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

This is the worst-best commercial I’ve ever seen
https://t.co/wCS4bi9PaB

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

pumped for the finale of fansville, who took the trophy!?!?!

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@RealMattyNevs harper to LA

[Tata Steel Chess Tournament @tatasteelchess]

Congrats to 4-time World Champion @MagnusCarlsen for defending his world title in the rapid tiebreaks! 👑
We're looking forward seeing you in January in Wijk aan Zee. #TataSteelChess #CarlsenCaruana

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@RealMattyNevs wow thats hard to believe

[Garrett @realGPatterson]

@RealMattyNevs sox in 5 feel like that generous to LA