The Real Graham Daubney

love any music that's cheesy and hardcore trance. cant cook for shit. will fight any man, woman or child. music sounds better on cd

not actually the real GD

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Choose life, choose more pay for less work, choose letting someone else sort your filing out, choose leaving mouldy paté in your desk, choose wanking from home, choose 6 egg omelletes even if kids go hungry, choose bad driving, choose to be selfish not selfless, choose #DAUBS72

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Great form today @lincolngolfclub - they told me I could go pro but I wouldn't want all the fame, glory and STD's that come with it. Sorry ladies. #morningteeoff #daubs72 #progolf #autismawareness

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

West ham all cocky now. Wait til I can get back to football and the Gainsborough Spurs Fight Unit take over. Been watching loads of Danny Dyer videos so god help em. Fackin mags!! #daubs72 #fightanyman #cheapshotanyshirter

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Watch ya wing mirrors! #GinDiesel is back! It was hard at first, but with perseverance and bartering my top bantz in exchange for lifts, I made it! The drivers were annoying at first but I got thru it and saw how others live. I'm that good at being humble, I dont judge #DAUBS72

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Really happy for #ManchesterUnited I support spurs and lincoln and I've got a cousin in Manchester who once had trials for Everton. Better team won and I support you #daubs72 #allwinners #justagame

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Happy friday #daubs72 #noneed4speed #2fat2furious #GinDiesel #PaulWALKer

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

@judah_yahya @Morrisons Lol

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

73 - Goal. Cavaleiro equalises.

⚪️ #THFC 1-1 #FFC 🟡

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

🔥 SONNY! 🔥

⚪️ #THFC 2-0 #LUFC 🟤

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

After polishing off the cheese the wife thought she could hide from me I want to say 2020 was great year for skiving and testing the elastic of my pants, but next year will be different. 2021 will be dedicated to #daubs72 spend more time to myself, golf course and 12egg omelettes

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Proper bitched my YTS / PA today. Little mug bought me pizza and collected my dry cleaning @ElliotJHollamby #daubs72

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Personal favourite being 6 egg omelette making sure theres none left for any one else. 12am is technically "morning" so it counts as 1st breakfast #daubs72 #6egger #selfishcunt

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Squeal if you wanna go faster #daubs72

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

Now taking applications for new golf boyfriend.

Must be able to buy bacon butties before, during and after game.

Not pay attention to cheating

Be available during office hours or days where "you're just waiting on info and cant really do much" #daubs72 #downtime #golfcunt

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

@JoeTayl32265738 @TheCarltonLeach 1st film was decent, 2nd ok. The rest are fucking dog shit

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

@GrahamDaubney Who ever you are can you please stop impersonating me

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

This "working" from home shits a breeze, #daubs72 #pissedupatwork #daylightrobber

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

@nickcave is well over rated. I hope he bans me from all his gigs

[The Real Graham Daubney @RealGraham]

#NewProfilePic #daubs72