gray ham

i got my first bluray player in 2021

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Team meetings are the modern man's brazen bull

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Diarrhea parasite? No man, that's just how it be. Sorry about your bed.

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

You pay for the window seat for optimal nap angle. Anything else and you're a waste. SCUM.

[t @tobyg98]

Paid for a window seat @Ryanair absolutely disgusting

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

I'll never live down my 3 week pen drumming phase in middle school

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

It has happened yet again

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Velo isn't everything. But how the FRICK does a guy who consistently throws 99-102 get absolutely rinsed most of the year.

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Velo isn't everything. But how the FRICK does a guy who consistently throws 99-102 get absolutely rinsed most of the year.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Camilo Doval's first pitch

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Biomass

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Dude could've just stood still and nothing would've happened

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Tulsa Drillers are suspending their bat dog program after Dodgers prospect Kendall George was hurt trying to avoid a bat dog

(via @ByJackHarris)

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Because funny

[ຸ @merakixr]

literally what is the point of doing this

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Require umps to verbalize balls or fine this ump. It's ludicrous this challenge was denied. Langeliers obvisouly has to wait on the call. Can't think of any reason to deny other than ego bolstering.

[Matt Weyrich @ByMattWeyrich]

This is the second time today HP umpire Carlos Torres has denied an ABS challenge. Athletics catcher Shea Langeliers tapped his mask after Orioles' Taylor Ward walked in the 1st, but there was no review granted.

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

@BronxBmbrz I know we all want Strasburg tier debuts, but absolutely unrealistic. This was a solid start from an extraordinarily young starting pitcher. Lack of run support lost us the game, not ERC. I'm excited to watch his next start.

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Stanton DHing in 2046

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Look. I was on the Volpe hate train. But what if the shoulder was all of it? Look at that bat speed. Will he connect more? Less hops on throws to 1st 🧐

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Anthony Volpe gets his first hit of the 2026 season

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Shit is almost as bad as balks. We watch this exact scenario play a hundred times without issue and then an ump arbitrary calls blocking on one.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Umps called Oswald Peraza safe on this stolen base attempt because they said Jazz Chisholm Jr. was blocking the bag

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

You ask and you shall receive

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Get Jake Bird off my TEAM bring me yerry de los santos, bring me your mother I do not care

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

@Jomboy_ do you think tonight will spark the Yankees to stop overpaying for Rockies players or are we condemned to hell for the next decade

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

They left him in and he allowed another run, what a demon

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Get Jake Bird off my TEAM bring me yerry de los santos, bring me your mother I do not care

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Get Jake Bird off my TEAM bring me yerry de los santos, bring me your mother I do not care

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Is there an epidemic of 25 and unders saying sushi restaurants existed in the 90s? Are you observing the younger generation taking sushi for granted? What's the point of this lmfao

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

I don’t think the younger generation understands that Sushi wasn’t really a thing in America in the early 90’s. I don’t remember even seeing a sushi restaurant till I was like 12 or 13.

[gray ham @RealGrayHam]

Brain is ants

[Lucid™ @cammakingminds]

The weirdest part is that this looks exactly like how your mind would solve it, instead of representing some alien and unrelatable algorithmic approach.