Greasy Greg

-The one real, true, official Greasy Greg, Head of the Food Reviewing Committee. Hot pockets are my favorite, though I am somehow not sponsored by them yet.

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Just shit out hot pockets

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

CRY EAGLES CRY

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Just got done filming. My team is working hard to edit the video, expect it to be released some time on Friday.

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Hello hello, fellow food lovers. My New Years resolution is to not make any life changing decisions based on a certain date. What’s yours?

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

@hotpockets good at giving me the shits

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Thanks for helping me reach 25 followers! Who else do you think should be following me?

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Hey

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@IsaJamesAPerson nah im good.

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

It's been a month since i've tweeted, how are my fellow food lovers doing today

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

I want to make a video but that is a physical impossibility.

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Hey this tweet went completely viral so check out my food reviews on youtube; Greg's Greasy Food Reviews

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

Just nutted myself https://t.co/4n5gvoazg1

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Get ready for the sequel. #NachoFries

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

They dream about being eaten by me. However, I will only eat the BEST and FINEST hot pockets. https://t.co/WdK6H5tjjX

[Hot Pockets @hotpockets]

what do hot pockets dream about

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

@hotpockets One time, I told you guys to sponsor me for giving you great food reviews and you declined my request. I have lost an immense amount of respect for you guys since then.

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

@hotpockets has lost an incredible amount of respect from me. wow.

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

@hotpockets Greasy Greg > Hot Pockets

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

@hotpockets If it weren't for me, your company would be in the toilet. Both me and everyone else knows this is true

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

@kylerp_65 i was stupid, not hungover

[Greasy Greg @REALGreasyGreg]

YES I went to campout, and NO, I was not hungover the next day because Greasy Greg has a liver of steel