Nut Mulligan

Lightly salted with slow roasted undertones and a buttery finish

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

I use words like gonna and tryna but always use the correct form of their/they're and your/you're cause I'm not a total fucking animal

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

@saypband @CarlyCosgrovePA @RILEYtheband Decided to go back to Cleveland I see. Bold choice lads 🫡

[WMU Hockey @WMUHockey]

WE ARE ON TOP OF THE COLLEGE HOCKEY WORLD! NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!

#BroncosReign

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

St Vincent and the Grenadines is a great name for a 2010s stomp and clap folk band

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

I mostly listen to my girlfriend almost every time she speaks and I’d say that’s pretty good for a white man

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Cats give really big “I was here first” energy

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

@sweatyWAP_ Thoughts and prayers ❤️

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Me when it’s 70° on a weekday:

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

@al_landen 🤫

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Why are you, as a man, drinking 3-4 fun lil drinks a day?? 🤨

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Why do I need to plant my own tomatoes when everyone else is giving me free ones?

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

For the slightly fruity but earthy man in your life

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

i think coffee is a vacation drug. not worth it spending your tolerance to fill out spreadsheets 15% faster. use it like healthy cocaine to be more attentive at the museum

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

I shit you not two people were on a first date at the laundromat

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Honey costs that much because they gotta milk every bee’s lil bussy by hand

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Excited to see that new movie the Pope’s Extratits

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Can’t believe I gotta go buy Bud Light for the first time in years just to own the cons (conservatives)

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Me: man that episode of the Last of Us was a real tear jerker

Guy who doesn’t understand the phrase “tear jerker”: oh man I haven’t tear jerked in a LONG time

[Nut Mulligan @RealGriffnuts]

Sorry man I can’t make it tonight, I just lit a new candle so I gotta let that burn for 4-6 hours