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[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

ELEVEN of the 13 highest spending clubs this summer were from the Premier League 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤑

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Thiago Pitarch is back in training!

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

It seems the system of serving chicken and chips at political gatherings is not exclusive to ZANUPF. They do it in Zambia too! Different country, same political menu. 🤣🤣🤣

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🇧🇷 @EderMilitao
🇧🇷 @Endrick

[CaughtOffside @caughtoffside]

🚨 REVEALED: The biggest spenders in this summer's transfer window! 💰💰

[United Fin @fredyagun]

🚨Nuno Mendes Carrington edition⁉️

No new LB should not directly mean LB problem. Carrington always delivers🔥

🔸Tall & athletic ✅
🔸Speed ✅
🔸 Dribbling ✅
🔸Crossing ✅
🔸 Tackling ⏳

Played a lot at RW before his injuriy but his strength and defensive awareness can make him a generational LB at #MUFC

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Most xG created this season:

🥇 Man Utd: 6.68(xG)
🥈 Brentford: 5.74(xG)
🥉 Brighton: 5.61(xG)

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Manchester United have never signed a £100M+ midfielder. Manchester City have signed two this summer and a third for £86M.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Bro took Mourinho's joke too seriously 😅

[Chesterman United @chestermanutd3]

Premier League first team signings:

Hull: 17
Ipswich: 14
Aston Villa: 11
Tottenham: 10
Chelsea: 10
Coventry: 10
Brighton: 9
Newcastle: 8
Crystal Palace: 8
Man City: 7
Everton: 7
Fulham: 7
Liverpool: 6
Forest: 6
Leeds: 6
Arsenal: 5
Bournemouth: 5
Brentford: 5
Sunderland: 5
Man Utd: 4

#transfers

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

José Mourinho’s Real Madrid in 2011/12 and 2026/27. 🤍

Stars everywhere. ⭐️

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

I gave Manchester United a B Grade for their summer 2025 window. Three new forwards and a goalkeeper, but it felt as if the squad sorely needed an additional midfield option.

Summer 2026 feels like a B, again? Three midfielders. GK shuffle. But the squad needs a left back?

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Lamine Camara, one of the craziest sagas of deadline day.🇸🇳
- Chelsea saw two bids rejected and moved on to other targets
- Chelsea sold Enzo Fernandez for £125m
- Chelsea content to not sign a midfielder
- Monaco continued to block a sale after £40m Flo Balogun sale to Everton agreed
- Issues with Balogun's medical prompting Everton to turn to Josh Zirkzee
- Monaco urgently needed a sale
- €55m Camara fee agreed
- Camera now undergoing his Chelsea medical

[UNRLIVE @UNRLive]

The transfer window is over and honestly, I’m heartbroken. 💔

Not because Manchester United signed nobody. We made some good additions.

It hurts because once again, it feels like the manager has been left to carry the consequences of decisions made above him.

Ruben Amorim wasn’t simply about results, in my opinion. The moment he started questioning the ambition and structure around him, everything changed.

Now I look at Michael Carrick and I see the same danger.

The weaknesses were obvious. Leftback was a glaring issue. The manager wanted more. Yet the window closed and those problems remain.

They did it to José Mourinho.

They did it to Amorim.

Please don’t do it to Michael Carrick too.

Give the manager the tools to succeed, then judge him.

Don’t leave him exposed, watch the team struggle, and then blame the manager for problems he didn’t create.

That’s what hurts most about being a Manchester United fan.

We keep changing managers…

while the same problems remain above them.

I just hope Carrick doesn’t become the next victim of this cycle. 🔴💔

#MUFC #ManchesterUnited #INEOS

[RiN @mufcRin]

🚨👀 Chema Andrés going to Brighton, Sangaré going to Brentford… this is where the data recruitment team has lost not to their enemies, but to their own people.
WE ARE CURSED 🙆‍♂️😞

#mufc #ManUtd
🙏

[UnitedFever @YanitedFever]

Brighton got BABY RODRI for £19M to replace Carlos Baleba! Vivell wanted him at #MUFC, but…

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨🎙️Ralf Rangnick in September 2020:

“They could do with a LB, I know they have Luke Shaw but I’m not so sure if he’s still on the same kind of level you need for a club like Man Utd.”

Six years later and LB is STILL a problem…

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Highest spending clubs in the last 10 years. @Transfermarkt

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

Jude Bellingham & Jose Mourinho. 🫂

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

This is Man Utd’s highest xG total since we started this account