FUNgeon MASTER

“One day, I will swallow up the world. And when I do, I hope you all perish violently.”

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

1917 is a good movie cause it makes british people seem almost human 😃

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

Mist just hits diff in the summer

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

Some men like small mommy gf with small milkie.

If this is you, I will welcome you as a soldier.

But some men like big mommy gf with biggie milkie.

If this is you, I will welcome you as a brother.

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

Start spiking drinks at college parties. No undergrad mommies on your watch

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

@cooperssick Could be worse. You could be called Tucker

[SosMula @BigSleezzzz]

Kant wait for da next pandemic !!!!

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

Stop telling pretty people they are pretty.

They know.

Start telling ugly people they are ugly.

They are the confused ones acting a fool in public and they must be humbled.

#prettyprivilege
#uglyoppression

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

@penelopek__ Did anyone fail?

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

If you still fly a trump flag or wear trump hats then you need therapy and probably Prozac

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

None of y’all understand the trauma ultraman put Japanese kids through

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

Who had a bar so hard that they turned MBDTF from a great album to a perfect album?

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

I have stopped filling out the benefits cause I’m employed but idk how to cancel. I stg cancelling unemployment is like a riddle kept by a Sphinx

[FUNgeon MASTER @RealHideoKojima]

If you ❤️ me so much tip more than 9% you rat fuck