TheRealIlfakGuilfanov

Father of IDA Pro, Greatest President of Hex-Rays. Serious inquiries via Fax. (Parody)

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

Humankind’s greatest technological achievement is an independent intelligence that can *maybe* use the HexRays APIs! We will be changing the API entirely in the next IDA release generate testing entropy.

[nt!PopGetDope @ntpopgetdope]

this is not ok... 2022 and AI can use @HexRaysSA's u-code better than 90% of 'reverse engineers'😂

[Michal Melewski @carste1n]

tl;dr version of this presentation is - every act of heroism mask the structural and systemic deficiency. By saving something in the short run you are heading into bigger trouble later on. Advice was: let if fail. If nothing else, at least it will lead to a better system.

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

We will never fall prey to productivity improvements!

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

by 2040, 90% of coders will be making productivity software. the other 10% will be making productivity tools for the people who make productivity software. when the sea levels rise we'll float through our cities on kanban boards like venice while discussing new agile practices

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

This is why you never do things for free. Charge them a yearly license, @_JohnHammond, tie it to their name like a shackle! Add a multiplier based on edge features they may never use. They’ll never complain again.

[John Hammond @_JohnHammond]

Bro you literally just have to click on the red line????

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

by 2040, 90% of coders will be making productivity software. the other 10% will be making productivity tools for the people who make productivity software. when the sea levels rise we'll float through our cities on kanban boards like venice while discussing new agile practices

[hermit @ackmage]

reverse shell? do u mean hollaback curl?

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

@sovabravo I will be faxing you a cease and desist, sir, post haste!

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

We have a leak.

[EvergreenCartoons @ldsopreload]

@chompie1337 I heard they will be moving to a "Pay Per Instruction" microtransactions for disassembly.

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

YEAH BITCHES! FUCK YOU AND GHIDRA! IM BUYING A FUCKING LAMBO! IM OUT!

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

@BronsonGhost @NSA_CSDirector

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

DISQUALIFIED!

[chompie @chompie1337]

she’s a 10 but she uses Ghidra

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

Write your scripts quick before we change the API again.

[Jiří Vinopal @vinopaljiri]

If you ever wonder how it is possible to develop #IDAPython scripts in fast-effective way just try these 2 #IDA plugins:
IPyIDA - https://t.co/mkuG0TSEQS @ESETresearch
IDACode - https://t.co/G5XODwGTn9 @layle_ctf
IntelliSense, debugging etc. Just excellent hats off to devs🙏👏🤠

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

Don’t be taken in by his comedy. This man is a heretic! Impressing young minds with the devil’s disassembler!!

[Jeremy Blackthorne @0xJeremy]

From a VR student today on our ROP chain lessons. I'm dying 😂:
"This week's been like"

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[mdowd @mdowd]

@chompie1337 @juanandres_gs Ghidra is socialism!

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

@chompie1337 @juanandres_gs There’s only one option. Fax your orders in today!

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

@silascutler Of course! The continuity of our logo is as unshakeable as our API!

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

Give us a fucking break.

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

#SaveDave

[Dave Aitel @daveaitel]

Not worthy

[TheRealIlfakGuilfanov @realIlfak]

Microsoft’s #RUvaccine