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[FOOTBALL RANTA @RealisticRanta]

🚨 NEW HOME 🚨

My previous account got suspended, but we move. 🫡

ANATOMICAL FOOTBALL ANALYST 🧠⚽

Same passion. Same football. New home.

If you were with me before, camp here. 🤝🔥

Follow + repost. Let’s rebuild. 💙

[Nahid dewan @Nahiddewand7]

Do you need 500+ followers? ✨

Say “Active ” 👋

Let’s grow your profile

[ℙ𝕙𝕚𝕝✨🏮🦅 @Chibz_Phil]

Why do girls risk lives like this? Why?
Favor why?😭😭😭

If you haven’t seen this video, just avoid it, you will throw up.

And men need to do better, rather than beating her up, you could just send her home or help her 😭😭😭

[CARL @UTD_carl]

We can all agree Rooney is a bigger Manchester United legend than Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Mkay Lamba @MrMkkay]

Villains aren’t BORN they’re MADE

[Prince Charles @obioraokeke1]

Nigerians love saying:

“God will provide.”

Yes, but please send that CV too. 😂

[SPORT LAUGH VIBE @sportlaughHQ]

The Premier League independent panel found

Manchester City guilty of 114 financial breaches, but the league is still too scared to make an official announcement. That is not a football administration, that is a group chat hiding from its own drama. No cap.

[Nahid dewan @Nahiddewand7]

Take me back.

[Olasunkanmi Yaki 🇳🇬🇰🇪👷‍♂️ @suki_yaki74]

I no like palava

If you're following and I'm not following back yet X restrictions on me. So please try understand me I will do same back 🤲🤣🙏

[ℙ𝕙𝕚𝕝✨🏮🦅 @Chibz_Phil]

Life is so private, nobody know say since morning I never chop 😭💔

[Agent Favour ✈️ @Favy_c]

No Manchester United wingers have scored 10 league goals in a season from 1991 to Present apart from Ronaldo

[Aziz @IamAzizJamal]

20 yrs ago Messi washed Lamine Yamal and we all are witness how good Yamal is on the pitch. Then only problem is he talks to much.

Has Ronaldo washed any Child in the past or present?

Or Maybe he does but they dont became great as Lamine Yamal?

[Nahid dewan @Nahiddewand7]

Football fans after one good game:
“WE ARE WINNING EVERYTHING.” 😭🏆

[𝛴𝐿 @Mr_Onyeaka]

If you need to tarnish someone's image or reputation for you to blow, you're low-key everything we have been praying against.

[xan @xanxki]

life is too short to be in a one-sided relationship

[twinnytwist @twinnytwist]

Quote this with your lock screen. Let’s see something. 👀

[Success @SuccessChron]

I think my biggest financial problem is I grew up poor asf so now that I make my own money I don’t know how to budget. I’m always gonna spend the extra penny for quality cause I can and I hate the feeling of being limited on what I can do because of a price.

[Agent Favour ✈️ @Favy_c]

That signed portrait is worth millions of dollars if it's real

[BiGG BaGG @BiGGBaGG01]

Yesterday it was Saka vs Rashford. Today it’s Bellingham vs Prime Pogba.

Where is all this disrespect coming from? Anyway, it’s none of y’all’s fault.

I blame United and its owners for their unserious ways. I’m not gonna be having this conversation with you guys.

[Blue Villain @blueVillain_]

We signed Cole Palmer in 2023 when we had the option to sign Mohammed kudus when he was at the top of his game. And most of us Chelsea fans were furious about the signing.
But now when I look at the career of the two players, you will realize that we got a better deal for cheaper prize.

[LINDA @Onu516981924063]

If you suddenly received ₦5 million in your bank account, would you report it to the bank or keep quiet?