Reality Redone

Stimulating re-creations of the sucky and non-sucky reality television shows of our day.

[Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife]

The Dutch blueprint for urban vitality isn’t really about bikes.

It’s about refusing to carve out enormous amounts of space from their cities for cars; instead reserving it for commerce, community, and social connection.

The bikes are simply a means to help reach that end goal.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

id like to see the corporate research that shows businesses lose more money on shoplifting than they do on customers walking out without spending anything when they see the item they came in for is locked up in a cage and they need to find someone to get it for them

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Love to force poor women to have babies and then boot their kids from healthcare coverage. Pro-life governance at its finest (or at least its most representative).

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

@PineapplesX2004 @north0fnorth High rises in Chicago have many retirees.

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

lemme get this straight wait i'm the rookie?

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

@CarolinaGrlD23 @queensofbravo "Vovo's here" was some real ish. That kid wasn't acting.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

why does it matter so much to rightwing GOP to punish girls & women? their zeal can't be explained because they want to retain political power since they know now that voters want abortion rights; their zeal is evidently genuine, which makes it the more frightening.

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

ate the girls in Appleton UP

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

@lped0125 @gibsonoma It's more that she should stop hanging around him, showing up at his house, etc. He's a jerk; time to move on and stop engaging.

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

@RichJuz I had the good fortune of selecting Buffalo Stance for karaoke amongst a crowd who wanted to hear Buffalo Stance. I wish the same for you someday.

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

Are these bible-thumpers for real #SouthernCharm

[youLove2SeeIt.com @alexissTyler]

Paris Hilton on Vin Diesel has this same energy

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Problems with Presley Dem loss in Mississippi: At least NINE Hinds County polls (which includes nearly 83%-Black Capital Jackson) ran out of ballots with thousands waiting to vote, and a circuit judge denied a request to keep polls open until 9 pm. https://t.co/E1erT10n6J

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

After she wasn't selected, Sutton was sitting there trying to think of another (fake) reason to be upset. The simulated oral handed it to her on a platter. #RHOBH

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

A polling location in Clinton, MS, heavily Black — has had to restock ballots FIVE times. Each time they were only given less than 100 ballots.

Republicans are trying to block the Black vote

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

A solid blue city with the highest Black Population in the U.S. — in a state controlled by Republicans runs out of ballots and toner on election night. Nothing to see here.
#SaveMississippi

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

Casey says "we're here to ski" and I do not think she understands reality television at all. #winterhouse

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

@wigshift @confideinm3 Inland suburbanites a la early OC are in no way elite society women.

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Need to watch selling sunset in the sphere

[Reality Redone @RealityRedone]

@Kathryn0687 @jiu_bu I mean... What IS the difference? It's probably the same amount of liquid. Why is pouring it from a bottle instead of a glass such an extreme jump to you?