Jake

Not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. @uiowa grad. Go Hawks.

[Jason Sydejko KCCI @JSydejkoKCCI]

Check out this cool lightning shot from James Joy in Scranton
#iawx #iowa

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

@Rushthewriter If his middle name isn’t “Shaw,” then his parents half-assed their job.

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

“In Heaven There Is No Beer” playing as streamers fall from the rafters. Poetry.

[Kennington Lloyd Smith III @SkinnyKenny_]

The winning moment. Iowa men’s basketball: your 2022 Big Ten Tournament champions 🏆

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

@IanFromIowa Happy Daytona 500 Day to you and yours, Ian. 🙏🏻

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

In most cases, I’ll skip every single gas station I see until I find a Casey’s to stop at. I honest to God don’t even “love” Casey’s like some do, it’s just…a habit at this point.

[Noah Neidlinger @candor_for_sale]

What is the most Midwestern character trait about you? (Note: you don’t have to necessarily be from the Midwest, but it probably helps to have lived there)

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

@jordyhansen I need a resolution to the “Pattee Canyon Floating Light” mystery like I need air to breathe.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

How’s your new life working out for you in the new year? Ah, still reaching for the gin and meth? Good on ya. Nothing matters. Love your deterioration.

Eat Arby’s

[Scott Dochterman @ScottDochterman]

Workers accidentally thought our shuttle was part of the official Cyclone party. Warmest reception ever!

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

Very normal to hear tornado sirens in December, very cool and normal

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

The fragrance ads on Hulu all look like they were pitched by interns who came to the meeting with nothing had to improvise when it was their turn and one of their bosses was like “you’re right guys, we DO need Johnny Depp playing guitar with a pack of wolves in the desert.”

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

Ladies and Gentleman, YOUR Big Ten West champion Iowa Hawkeyes

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

Me before I start packing for a move: “Won’t be too bad, I don’t have a lot of stuff.”

Me after I start packing:

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

@nascarcasm “Tell your friends what you saw here today”

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

This was just a suggestion for Hawk fans, not a police complaint

[Iowa City Police Hallucinations @IC_ActivityLog]

DRINKING AND SCREAMING

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

The sight of Hawk fans carrying the goalposts out of the Metrodome in pieces will always be hilarious

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

@Rushthewriter Let’s bring Waffle House to Iowa, I’ll be your gubernatorial running mate

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

Stay Stay Stay from Red (Taylor’s Version) just puts in such a dang good mood and I don’t care who knows it

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

Johnson, and Johnson

[KCCI News @KCCINews]

Johnson & Johnson to split into two companies https://t.co/8nOFFkNGuE

[Jake @RealJakeMosbach]

@philenespanol I think Briscoe was technically parked at the Indy road course.