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Fake DCI Adjudicator who loves consistent numbers.

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In shape and ready to take on the new season!

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I AM REBORN!!!
Thanks for having me back @dci Cedarburg.

That place smells like more burg than cedar.

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Add MORE judges? Sure, I'm down.

When those extra people eat the Clams Casino the night before a show, I'll be ready to fill in for the Percussion 3 Upstairs Behind A Curtain With Earplugs Judge (Should help Crown tremendously).

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@DCI hasn't used me much this season and it shows. This is not a compliment.

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@WGItweets should institute mandatory drug tests for Finals tomorrow. Just saying.

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Choices were made today at Percussion. I'll never understand some of them, but I'm sure anything sounds like a good idea while snorting Dexatrim.

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It's WGI Drum Championships. I should get my full-ensemble sheet cover, non-functioning lighted set pieces, and emo versions of famous 80s pop tunes out of the attic.

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OHHHHH HELLO!!!!!
Stretching my guard wings!!!

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Drum Corps Wrestling is better than whatever it is you do on a daily basis.

New article up!!

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Look, I'm not saying it's Johnson aliens...

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Woooo! What a season!
I hope my tapes provided consistent and thoughtful criticism during the 2023 Season!

If not, my bad. Just keep doing what you're doing. I'm sure it'll totally work.

Enjoy the "off" season :)

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MORE Visual Prof tonight! Chumley and I were quite chummy lining up those digits. Some of you all must lower your expectations. #g7 #sooowecoolnowdawg

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Woo! After a looonnng time away, I put my earplugs in to judge Visual Proficiency tonight. #StayInYourCaption

Analysis and Proficiency mean the same thing in Neutrino, the language of the Sun, so all our numbers matched up perfectly!

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Dubuque ✅
Waking up to a job well done on the field in Visual Proficiency. Right in line as always! And proper number management also!

Gotta cold plunge now! Never know when I'll need to be mobile or wear that terrible Judge Cam on my head!

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DOUBLE DUTY tonight!!!
Evaluated Brass at the Chippewa contest (no chips in the judge's snack room...)
Took care of Visual Proficiency at the Iowa contest!

The Midwest is exactly the same everywhere. Easy doing both. When in doubt, copy Analysis!

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My first 2023 contest is the books!!
Honor and privileged to have evaluated the Brass caption tonight. Kyle and I were right in line with each other! Much like Rex Kwon Do, we use the Buddy System!!!

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Congratulations to Elon for buying CompetitionSuite.

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My apologies.
I spilled @drpepper on CompetitionSuite and that's why recaps aren't up.

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Mesa, AZ is the only drum corps contest that gets hotter after the Sun sets. This is not a metaphor. The temp rose 35 degrees. Move drum corps to December.

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BD drops the season's first 80 in the desert 🌵🌅

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#DCI2023

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...I get paid the same if a unit doesn't show up, right?