John Abbott

My favorite chess piece is the horsey.

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@winstanlypk @berenyi_miki I always suspected that the rest of the world would ultimately regret getting us Americans interested in soccer. We just LOVE to tinker, tinker, tinker with things.

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@LinaMar42178708 @arcadnio Para ser el Bowie latinoamericano, tendrá que escribir una canción sobre el Mayor Tom.

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@marcelamvzyya Me pregunto por qué se cambiaron el tÍtulo. ¿No hay Prada en Colombia?

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I tell you what, there's nothing like a nice Big Red Zero.

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Thanks for a great show in Richmond, @superchunk.

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@berenyi_miki I'm sure we could scare up a submarine to ferry you across the pond and back.

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@penalista85 La luz parece un sombrero de fiesta.

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@yovsgh ¿Los abogados también son una buena fuente de potasio?

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@maribelalonso Bienvenido a "Cocinar con un Conquistador" conmigo, tu presentador, Diego de Montemayor y Ramsay.

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@sonnerosenrot11 Es perfecto para la cubierta de tu primera novela.

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@anamabuc Creí que escribiste "cero DUDES" al final. Eso también tendría sentido.

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@emilily88 I just want to have metal claws that pop out from between my knuckles. Is that so much to ask for?

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@PEMatson I finished the Spanish course earlier this year. But I still do the Daily Refresh to avoid backsliding.

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I'm always seeing you scoring tons and tons of points on Duolingo, @PEMatson. Have you learned all of the languages yet?

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Hey, @m_millsey, did you guys ever hear from Roger Miller regarding your version of "King of the Road"?

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@notpopbase @IdiotBenevolent I remember the entry from "Our Dumb World," which lauded the incredible amount of nothing that they have there.

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@MicheleSteele Ten points for the snazzy mythological reference!

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@berenyi_miki Well, if you had ever read "Calvin and Hobbes," you would already know that it's because all of the oxygen in the atmosphere was catching on fire.

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I'm really kind of liking this whole "being able to use my driveway again" thing that's been happening in the last couple of days.

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One of the lights in the office parking lot is blinking kinda like they do in the movies when someone is about to be possessed by a demon.