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[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Victory Royale.

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Those who are arrested tonight will be required to listen to Taylor Swift's new songs on repeat.

[cory 🐾🗡️ @vooookster]

doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian:

Atomic and nuclear bombs are in the hands of the Israeli regime, but the inspectors are requested to come to Iran.

Israel has murdered savagely over 70,000 innocents in Gaza, but Iran, while behind the table of negotiation, was bombed.

Israel has the bombs, has weapons of mass destruction, is not a member of the Non-Proliferation Treaty, during her shameful life has not allowed a single inspection, but they are rewarded by all the means necessary for them to be able to bomb any capital in the region at will.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

BIG: Ukraine launched one of its largest drone waves on Moscow overnight.

Russia claims 1,600+ drones downed including 450 aimed at Moscow.

Strikes hit the Kapotnya oil refinery (Moscow's largest) and residential buildings, killing two in the Moscow region and forcing 400 evacuations.

Flight restrictions were imposed at Moscow airports.

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

That sucks man

Btw, here is how US troops voted in the 2024 election

[fawn @daehatesyou]

“give us another chance” as they’ve been in passing the fuck u nigga die bill every week for the past 2 years

[♡ @krishuu_05]

Boobs are so goated but their owners are so evil

[Zee @MhaskarChief]

It's over for Radiologists

[vico🍪🍃🪐 @yudovico]

listen up liberal

i'm really fucking sorry

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

American leaders: "Don't drive"

The country they built:

[Oil PAC Tracker @TrackOilPACs]

every single time.

[الإعلام الحربي اليمني @MMY1444]

مشاهد نوعية لإسقاط طائرة مقاتلة سعودية من نوع F15 وحطامها في محافظة مأرب - 16 سبتمبر 2026م

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

And it's 193 days since Trump said Iran has lost [the war] and surrendered to the Gulf Arab Countries.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Ed Sheeran announces Benjamin Netanyahu as the new opener for his tour.

[barry with the NED @bonzerbarry]

When oil futures hit nearly $110:

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.