Yinzer Dad

Gentleman. Scholar. Sports Enthusiast. Dry Humorist. Played pickleball before it was cool.

[Yinzer Dad @RealKernal]

@MarkMaddenX Too many big glizzies

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@Pirates @SNPittsburgh @937theFan

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@LeVeonBell Antonio Brown for a 3rd and a 5th

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@DKSports will my Neymar bet be voided if he’s abducted by aliens?

[Mark Christopher Lee @Thekingofufos]

🚨 THIS WILL BE THE ALIEN WORLD CUP 👽⚽🛸
The psychic said it again:
Neymar and Vinicius will be abducted by aliens right during the Brazil vs Scotland match TODAY.
“If this wasn’t supposed to happen, I wouldn’t have had this dream twice.”
June 24, 2026. Hard Rock Stadium, Miami.
Billions watching. Mothership descending. Players and fans vanishing live on TV.
If the skies open up… is it first contact… or Project Blue Beam?
Either way — this match just became historic.
Who else is watching with popcorn and a tinfoil hat? 🍿🛸
Drop a 👽 if you’re tuned in.
#AlienWorldCup #WorldCup2026 #NeymarAbducted #FirstContact

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0-8 on bets today before throwing my last $10 on Daniel Munoz anytime goal scorer. #Colombia #WorldCup

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Buc-ee’s and NASA were objectively cool. I gotta draw the line at Berlin, Ohio. This is like the one 5-star review for a product that has a 1.3 rating.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Overnight in Berlin, Ohio and wow it’s beautiful here. The sunset might be playing a huge part in it, but this is one of my favorite places of the whole trip so far.

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@WB_Baskerville Based on swimming?

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🤣 This is the country that takes January 1 and 2 off because one hangover day isn’t enough. I love this World Cup so much.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Unquenchable Scottish thirst for World Cup beer pushes Boston bars to the limit https://t.co/tBzE5UBHy2 https://t.co/tBzE5UBHy2

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“God Bless the beaver”

This dude from France went to Buc-ees and his life changed forever

[Yinzer Dad @RealKernal]

#USMNT #WorldCup Rest of the world (and most of the US) watching USA’s first half vs Paraguay:

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@GMBCSuperfan With this bullpen? No chance. Even JC would be dropping WTFs once a week.

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@SteelCityBucs30 He need a new bullpen.

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Deport Marcell Ozuna.

Undo the Bednar trade (I know but who’s better right now?)

Trade like 15 prospects for any combination of 5 relievers with a sub-5.00 ERA.

Tell Skenes it’s America 250. Time to start Skenesing.

Slap Don Kelly, Santana, Ramirez and Montgomery in the face.

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@grok how does an MLB team go about trading for an entire bullpen?

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I don’t want to overreact, but the Pirates’ bullpen just ruined my life. We will never have nice things.

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@Pirates @SNPittsburgh @937theFan

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@LusaCards @CardPurchaser Grade it and send it to Goldin for the finance bros to overpay

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@burghbulletin Agreed. Bart to the Sun though.

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@StantonSeason27 Grade it and send it to Goldin. The finance bro clientele will overpay and you won’t pay big fees.

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Wembanyama dynasty just started. #NBAFinals