Brice Reddell

Writer, Christian, Husband, Father, Superhero Fanatic, Remodeler, Maker.

[Brice Reddell @RealLifeReddell]

How #Siblings get out of the car.
#parenting #funnytiktoks #kidsbelike #parenthumor #TikTok
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[Brice Reddell @RealLifeReddell]

@LandLover56 It looks like the bar that holds a watch band to the watch…

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@JennMGreenberg IKEA instructions are turn by turn maps compared to the instructions for assembling playground sets!

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@JWillows_Author Well, if it were me & it was real life, the next line would be me so exhilarated with flying that I let go to spread my arms, thus falling off the beast.

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@bws5 @momofmy7 @BethMooreLPM Right, you’ve never felt loyalty to a group of people… or felt a twinge of concern over circumstances… you hyper analyze people’s quickly worded statements & then condemn them for having emotions. Remind me not to sit next to you at church. Your words are cruel & callous.

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Happy birthday @chipgaines! Happy to see you still riding tall in the saddle! (You’re still older than me… & arguably cooler too.)

#happybirthday @magnolianetwork @magnolia @joannagaines https://t.co/0oPmfde5Vr

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@sharongracepjs Wait… wouldn’t that be a “madam”. Tsk. Didn’t even research their insult. Rookie mistake… 😉

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@JenniferGrey @randomhouse Lol - the timing of this post is epic. I just left my sister-in-law’s house where she & her husband were quizzing me on quotes from Dirty Dancing… “I carried a watermelon…” I know where at least two copies of your book will end up! Best wishes & can’t wait to read it!

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Me trying to be sweet to my wife as she wakes up.
Wife: “You’re disturbing my solitude. Leave me alone.”
Me: “How alone are we talking? Like divorced levels or widowed levels?”
Wife: “No, just no talking levels.���
Me: “Nonverbal. Got it.”
*Makes Frankenstein’s Monster sounds* 😈

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My 15 year old son texted me this yesterday & I somehow missed it in the larger conversation thread. Is that… responsibility? Could it be? Are we finally there as parents? #hallelujah #parenting #teenagers

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@twin_triode @GoodwynPub So we all just going to pretend like a supervillain didn’t just drop one in the comments? Cool, cool, cool. 😳

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@chipgaines I don’t run unless something carnivorous is chasing me… my children live by the same rule.

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@chipgaines That & we work stupidly hard at things we love…

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@chipgaines Yes. It’s because we’re old.

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@chipgaines I believe nothing today…

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@chipgaines @magnolia Happy birthday! You’re still older than me…

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@POTUS Wait, are they evading these taxes or are they claiming deductions? There is a significant difference where one can be fixed with immediate prosecution to the full extent of the law, while the other requires a change in actual tax law (meaning they weren’t “evading”).

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@chipgaines Happy Father’s Day to you and to Uncle Bob!

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@dahnaguana @thomaslhorrocks The pastor who performed our wedding told me that my wife was an incredible woman of God who refused to sit on the sidelines. He told me, “Either lead her well or be dragged along behind her.” Truer words.

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@dahnaguana @thomaslhorrocks What I want to know is how come nobody ever talks about Deborah in Judges & the fact that she warned the men to lead or God would give the final boss kill to a woman of no position... the “stake through the temple” thing was pretty epic. God uses those who will obey Him. Period.