Lloyd Braun

Hot dog obsessed gum distributor and computer salesman. I dated Elaine.

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

You could drape yourself in velvet, for all I care

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That's gold Jerry! Gold! #Seinfeld

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You're a bad man. A very bad man! #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

Keith Hernandez

[Jason Shetler @Jason_Shetler]

Without revealing your age, who was your very first favorite athlete?

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

gold

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I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things. #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

Now THAT is a tractor story!

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I don't even really work here! #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

@Seinfeldism1 I retweet this shit every summer and it just keeps getting more tragic

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This was supposed to be the Summer of George! #Seinfeld

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Serenity now! #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

I’m O’Brien

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

👀

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Kramer, is that woman wearing just a bra? #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

@JudgeSmailsGolf How about a Fresca!

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

@MiamiVice95 @JudgeSmailsGolf My father never really liked you

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

check out seinfeld if u havent

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This is what the holidays are all about, three buddies sitting around chewing gum. #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

@JudgeSmailsGolf You want me to kill all the golfers?

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I feel like an out-of-work porn star. #Seinfeld

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All aboard the pain train. #Seinfeld

[Lloyd Braun @RealLloydBraun]

Serenity now