Black Jack

London is Blue

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Kahuna

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

when your car brake fails and you see a group of fat girls:

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Mnataka tuwapee manifesto ndio mturoge. Someni constitution bladifakin...

[D££P @odipo3d]

Oooh look at me
I’m Larry Madowo. I’m on CNN, bald and yesterday I was with Tems, today I’m matching jerseys with Edith Kimani.
Nkt

[GiftedHands @Sire_Gift]

They don’t make defenders like this anymore.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kwani me hudoo ?

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Rigathi Gachagua just landed a brutal blow on Ruto.🚩
He’s openly asking hard questions about Raila Odinga’s death… and then delivered the killer line:
“The only promise Ruto made and actually kept was to send Raila permanently to Bondo.”
This one is going to sting for a long time.

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

Ball kids IQ 🧠

[☘️ @ffsjb0]

this is actually mental

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Kuna mbang'a apa ploti hutukazia juu ya ngwai good news anatingiwa jake juu ameshindwa kukanjana rentiko.

[VEE @veekkyproo]

And that was Messi's last assist in World Cups.

Poetry.

[Zainab.W.Ahmed @Uncle_ZaiZai]

My cab guy is telling me that he has super glued his SIM card as a means of ruining a thieves plans in the event that it gets stolen 🤣

[Yehgha @yaygha]

When he routinely dances with death like this to put food on the table, he will still be a bad husband if he does not know his wife's medical history, or forgets her birthday.

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[فيصل @ir7vs]

ياخي اقل شي احترم ارضية الملعب، قسم بالله مب طبيعي

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Next Year time kama hii tutakua tumesimamia presiding officers hivi 🤭🤭

[JUNET MOHAMED, E.G.H, MP. @JunetMohamed]

Round hii William Ruto aambiwe hakuna kuchoma watu kwa kanisa.

Na hakuna Hague.

Tutamfunga jela hapa tu Kamiti.

Wacha vitisho!!!

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE PRESIDENT VS KENYANS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[heyayanda @hi_ayanda]

That video about how different african countries relate to their presidents did not lie. 😭

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

A once vibrant politician who was being showered with names like Doyen and chess master is now associated with words like underestimate and silent majority votes. we're cruising nicely guys, hii mzigo lazima tufikishe Sugoi😂😂

[Chris Kim Story Teller @KimaruChrispus]

We drank múratina with my 3 friends New Year 2000. I blacked out thought I had died coz I was seeing people in white, kumbe I had blacked out at a wedding in the village 😭... Then i heard " núú úheire kíhíí gía Kímarú njohi! 🥵". They threw me into a sweet potato garden🥺..